#SELFIE-DJ Kee

[00:30.52]When Jason was at the table
当杰森坐在桌子旁边的时候 [00:31.75]I kept seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
我看见他在和其他女孩子在一起的时候总喜欢盯着我 [00:34.16]Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
你觉得他那样做只是为了让我嫉妒吗？ [00:36.48]Because he was totally texting me all night last night
因为他昨天晚上发了一整晚的微信给我 [00:39.34]and I don't know if it's a booty call or not
说实话我还真不知道这算不算是一次胜利 [00:40.98]
Sooo... like what do you think?那...话说你怎么看？ [00:43.07]Did you think that girl was pretty?
你觉得那个女的很不错？ [00:45.22]How did that girl even get in here?
那女的怎么会在这里的？ [00:46.65]Did you see her?
你见到她没？ [00:47.78]She is so short and that dress is so tacky
她又矮衣服又俗气 [00:48.71]Who wears cheetah?
拜托现在谁还穿豹纹? [00:49.69]It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime sadness?
现在又不是夏天，哪个DJ还会心血来潮玩夏日丧曲？ [00:51.86]After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
你介意我们冲个澡之后再来根烟？ [00:54.86]I really need one
我真特么想抽 [00:56.34]But first, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
等等，先让我来张自拍 [01:30.26]Can you guys help me pick a filter?
姐们儿，能帮我挑个滤镜？ [01:31.69]
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia我实在不知道我应该选XX专业还是Valencia [01:33.88]I want to look tan
我想看上去更美黑些 [01:34.97]What should my caption be?
我要加上些什么字捏 [01:36.25]I want it to be clever
一定要让它显得我很有头脑 [01:37.42]How about "Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV"“Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV“
怎么样？ [01:38.18]I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
就5分钟就只给老娘10个赞 [01:42.39]Do you think I should take it down?
你觉得我应该把它删掉吗？ [01:44.00]LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
看老娘我再来一张 [02:15.28]
Wait pause, Jason just liked my selfie等等，等一下，Jason刚才赞了我的照片 [02:17.92]What a creep
真教人吃惊 [02:18.91]Is that guy sleeping over there?
那家伙还睡在那里吗？ [02:20.31]Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
没错儿，就那个没穿鞋的女的的旁边的那个 [02:22.75]Thats so ratchet..
那真是渗人 [02:24.35]That girl is such a fake mode
那女的就是一模子刻出来的冒牌货 [02:25.95]She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
她肯定是买通了她所有微博的粉丝（哪会有那么多赞） [02:28.53]Who goes out on Mondays?
谁礼拜一出去？ [02:30.08]OK lets go take some shots
好吧 让我们拍些合影 [02:32.21]Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
噢不，我感觉我就要吐了 [02:34.67]Oh wait never mind I'm fine
哦别担心我没事的 [02:36.60]Lets go dance
来，继续跳舞 [02:37.81]There's no vodka at this table
这张桌子没伏特加 [02:38.84]Do you know anyone else here?
你知道有别的什么人在这儿么？ [02:40.29]
Oh my god, Jason just texted me我的天啊，Jason刚才又发微信给我 [02:42.25]Should I go home with him?
我该不该回去和他鬼混呢？ [02:43.78]I GUESS I TOOK A GOOD SELFIE
我之前还真可能照了一张诱人的自拍哟 [02:51.59]LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
让我自拍一张