Women Lose Weight-Slick Rick/Morcheeba

[00:00.000] 作词 : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ... [00:00.55]what a surprise [00:01.58]open your eyes [00:03.01]woman advisor [00:04.66]the name of this entertainement is [00:05.95]women lose weight [00:07.28]our first years of mariage everything was just great [00:09.94]but after two kids [00:11.10]and a weight gain factor [00:12.49]the fact is [00:13.49]now shes completely unattractive [00:15.13]look fat chicks [00:16.50]i dont mean to sound rude [00:17.49]i tell her nice hit the gym [00:18.74]and dont eat so much food [00:20.07]but no [00:20.99]your shallow [00:21.82]you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth [00:25.60]but how if desires is not there [00:27.14]thats just a lamon [00:27.98]divorces, child support alamony payments [00:30.50]my unhappiness i doubt discourage [00:32.99]so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage [00:35.98]meanwhile my secretary june well groomed [00:38.14]when you gonna leave your wife [00:39.43]i tell her soon mommy soon i assume [00:41.05]or my destiny is blue [00:43.33]intrest only [00:44.54]the only thing left for me to do is to kill her [00:46.57]what a surprise [00:47.86]open your eyes [00:49.14]woman advisor [00:50.73]im gonna have to kill her [00:51.97]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [00:54.75]send her ass right to the morgue [00:56.58]kill her [00:57.38]what a surprise [00:58.28]open your eyes [00:59.53]woman advisor [01:00.91]im gonna have to kill her [01:02.19]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [01:05.05]send her ass right to the morgue [01:06.67]my place against all shanagans [01:08.90]kinda rammed in [01:09.27]knowin nothing about poison [01:10.46]and i cant swim [01:11.66]bad intentions pumpin [01:12.91]might as well become a nun [01:14.11]cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong [01:16.68]what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this [01:18.93]who could i get to help me murder this fat chick [01:22.29]guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday [01:25.11]the day she usually goes food shopping [01:27.40]anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler [01:29.77]sent her clean over the divider [01:32.31]"you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill [01:36.34]i thought "she has to be dead" [01:37.57]later on get a call [01:38.86](from a) lieutenant morgue [01:40.11](had me) leapin like a frog [01:41.31]we need you at the morgue [01:42.93]so i selfishly persued [01:45.63]"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her [01:48.45]what a surprise [01:49.78]open your eyes [01:51.07]woman advisor [01:52.90]cmon yall know i had to kill her [01:54.02]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [01:56.72]send her ass right to the morgue [01:58.42]kill her [01:59.13]what a surprise [02:00.08]open your eyes [02:01.35]woman advisor [02:02.83]i had to kill her [02:04.08]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [02:06.90]send her ass right to the morgue [02:08.97]so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run [02:11.34]no sir we dont have no clues right now [02:14.25]this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? [02:15.12]pull yourself together sir [02:18.19]im so broken up inside i just cant believe this [02:20.76]i understand, i understand [02:23.63]catch the person who did this [02:25.45]were gonna try sir [02:26.87]please [02:28.94]screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot [02:31.43]at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it [02:34.09]like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring [02:36.96]"i heard he was displeased with her weight gain" [02:39.70]while my secretary sort of a ***y blonde cant cook [02:42.65]all she does is order from restaurants [02:44.43]all of the *** she wants [02:46.56]i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and [02:49.41]talkin to detectives that was waitin outside [02:51.90]how i took a long lunch break day the wife died [02:54.60]i done then turned pail [02:56.14]and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail [02:59.33]good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent [03:02.28]moral of the story is [03:03.61]desire is important [03:05.01]so watch your weight [03:06.27]itll keep you mate smitten its a given [03:07.56]though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her [03:10.71]what a surprise [03:11.95]open your eyes [03:13.32]woman advisor [03:14.79]i didnt have to kill her [03:15.83]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [03:18.85]send her ass right to the morgue [03:20.38]i killed her [03:21.52]what a surprise [03:22.34]open your eyes [03:23.57]woman advisor [03:25.12]i didnt have to kill her [03:26.33]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [03:29.11]send her ass right to the morgue [03:31.15]well there you have it [03:33.02]keep thin trim [03:34.89]keep your mariage healthy [03:36.22]do you know what i mean? [03:37.34]small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler