Ironic-Alanis Morissette

[00:00.00]Alanis Morissette - Ironic
讽刺 [00:08.77] [00:10.04]An old man turned ninety-eight
有个老人今年九十八岁 [00:16.86]He won the lottery and died the next day
他中了乐透但是隔天就翘了 [00:22.52]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
就像是一杯法国红酒里有只黑苍蝇 [00:28.19]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
就像是迟了二分钟的死刑赦免 [00:33.14]Isn't it ironic... don't you think?
实在是很讽刺．．．不是吗？ [00:38.27]It's like rain on your wedding day
就像是婚礼那天下大雨 [00:43.63]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票 [00:49.44]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理 [00:55.71]Who would've thought... it figures
谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算 [01:01.57]Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
安全第一先生很怕坐飞机 [01:06.66]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
有一天他收拾了行李跟孩子们吻别 [01:12.34]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
他等了整整一辈子终於要来坐这趟飞机 [01:17.75]And as the plane crashed down he thought
当飞机失事坠毁的当下，他心里想 [01:21.15]'Well isn't this nice...
「喔，这真好啊！」 [01:23.35]And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
这真讽刺啊，你不觉得吗？ [01:28.76]It's like rain on your wedding day
就像是婚礼那天下大雨 [01:34.19]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票 [01:40.00]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理 [01:46.26]Who would've thought... it figures
谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算 [01:52.38]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
我想，生活就是会莫名其妙地搞你一下 [01:55.54]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
当你认为一切都没有问题，事情进行都很顺利的时候 [02:03.43]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
生活也会莫名其妙就帮你一把 [02:07.18]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows upIn your face
当你觉得你倒楣到家，一切都已经在你眼前搞砸了的时候 [02:14.94]A traffic jam when you're already late
你已经迟到了还交通堵塞 [02:19.99]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
你可以休息抽菸，偏偏禁止吸菸 [02:25.72]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
就像是有上万支汤匙但你需要的是刀子 [02:31.32]It's meeting the man of my dreams
就像是终於遇见你的梦中王子 [02:33.79]And then meeting his beautiful wife
同时还看到他身旁的美丽妻子 [02:37.74]And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
这还真讽刺‧‧‧你不觉得吗？ [02:43.35]A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
有点太讽刺了‧‧‧是啊，我相信 [02:49.18]It's like rain on your wedding day
就像是婚礼那天下大雨 [02:54.95]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票 [03:00.37]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理 [03:06.75]Who would've thought... it figures
谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算 [03:18.69]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
生活就是会莫名其妙地搞你一下 [03:24.03]Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
生活也会莫名其妙就帮你一把 [03:31.42]Helping you out
帮你一把