The Audience Is Listening-Steve Vai

[00:12.42]Now Stevie, now don't be nervous, honey, okay [00:13.38]I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna introduce you [00:19.53]And then you're gonna come in with your guitar [00:28.17]And you're gonna play that nice [00:28.74]Nice music you were telling me about [00:56.67]And while you're doing that [01:02.88]I'll be sitting in the back of the room [01:04.20]We'll have such a good time [01:04.77]So don't you be nervous, honey [01:07.59]It will relax everybody, and we'll be so happy [01:12.42]I'm gonna go in now [01:13.77]I'll introduce you, okay [01:14.22]Heads up now you kids you [01:14.70]All of you, calm down that's good [01:26.61]Okay everyone in your own seat, that's good [01:30.33]Okay now [01:38.67]Little Stevie Vai is going to play [01:39.36]A composition on the guitar [01:40.20]He wrote it all by himself [01:40.95]Okay Stevie [01:41.67]Bring your three friends up [01:42.75]They can play with you [01:43.14]That Steve Vai, what a nice little boy [01:57.12]I wrote this song for all my friends [02:09.00]When I grow up I'm gonna be [02:09.87]A famous rock 'n roll guitar player [02:19.80](Love it, eh, he, he, go ahead) [02:29.94]And this is my whammy bar [02:30.48]And it's gonna be loud [02:30.93](Don't you think [02:31.20]That's a bit loud?) [02:31.53]Boys it's getting too loud [02:33.78]You're getting out of control, boys Stevie [02:34.59]Now calm down class, calm down Mr. Vai [02:35.37]You've got to turn it down [02:35.88]What did you say [02:36.24]You want me to turn it down [02:36.81]You mean down like this [02:37.23]Boys, what happened to that nice music? [02:38.04]That sounds like noise Mr. Vai [02:39.60]And I want it stopped [02:41.37]You've all got detention [02:42.06]Uh, oh, here comes trouble [02:42.75](Ayy Vai, are you outta your mind? [02:43.38]You, guys, ya don't back off [02:43.98]Ya must be crazy I'm gonna flip out [02:59.73]I'm tellin' you if this is my final flip out [03:00.63]You guys are gonna go with me) [03:33.33]Ah, shut up [03:33.51]Will you two stop dancing like that? [03:34.20]Frankie, leave that girl alone [03:37.68]We're not gonna have [03:38.07]Another incident like Mildred [03:38.79]Come here to me Vai [03:39.15]Don't you hear me? [03:39.45]Come here, you little snit [03:39.96]Wait 'till I get my hands [03:40.44]Don't you run away ay, ay, ay [04:11.46]Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, Vai [04:49.59]Knock it off get, off my desk [04:53.28](Hey Andrea, check this out) [04:54.06]Oh, Stevie, you promised me [04:54.69]You'd play nice music, people out of control [04:55.89]Dancin' on the desks playin' with the girls [04:56.79]That awful noise just make people go wild [04:57.75]You gotta turn that music down, Stevie, please [04:58.71]I'm fearless in my heart [04:59.55]They will always see that in my eyes [05:00.21]I am the passion [05:00.63]I am the warfare I will never stop always [05:02.40]Constant, accurate, and intense [05:03.12]Mark my words, you'll never amount to anything [05:15.54]Steve Vai, you'll see, you'll be a bum, in the streets [05:16.44]A bum, that's it, a bum I thought you were [05:18.84]Such a nice little boy ya know what? ya mean [05:19.62]Ya got a mean, nasty, vicious streak [05:21.90]Why don't you just quit school? [05:22.47]Move to California with all those other bums [05:23.40]Go, that's where you belong [05:23.88]With all those crazies out in California [05:24.75]Maybe you'll be famous [05:25.20]Thank you very much [05:25.59](Ha that's the funniest [05:29.01]Thing I've ever heard) [06:51.90]Thank you very much [06:52.29](You? Famous?With that noise? [06:52.77]HaI'll see ya in jail) [06:55.35]Thank you very much [06:55.74](Give me a break Stevie, stop it [07:22.95]You'll see, mark my words)