Identity Theft-Nellie McKay

[00:04.50]Because I'm tired of maturity, airport insecurity [00:08.64]Runnin' from the Thought Police, fightin' with the go-betweens [00:11.70]Hold up, let me steal a breath [00:13.83]'Cause we're dealin' with identity theft [00:16.68](You need an education) [00:18.58]I don't see why I got to [00:19.78](You need a good degree) [00:21.44]As to assimilate [00:22.55]So little time, so much to be bored by [00:24.93]If no one trod along Harvard lawn, no one'd make a nuclear bomb [00:28.32]They don't teach you how to care, empathisin' if you dare [00:31.12]Euthanize your sense of fair play, better to obey [00:33.90]No child is free, oh, why, it's queasy to see [00:36.31]Is that an elementary or a penitentary [00:39.07]Huh, geez, get off my back [00:40.58]Beat it, take it to town, man [00:42.30]Idiots go to college to get dumbed down [00:45.31]Ooh, it leaves you bereft [00:48.33]Ooh, identity theft [00:51.11]I may be wrong, I don't know why [00:53.95]I may be wrong, but I'll try [00:56.00]Because I'm sick of the insanity, watchin' horny manatee [00:59.27]Feelin' like a libertine, dealin' with the death machine [01:02.19]Hold 'em up, it's a street arrest [01:04.52]And we're dealin' with identity theft [01:07.55](You need a publication) [01:09.43]I don't see why I got to [01:10.57](You need a press release) [01:12.22]As to assimilate [01:13.48]Journo-fascist profiteers, pornotastic pioneers [01:16.35]Bonbonbastic puppeteers, get away from me [01:18.99]How can you write what we read, that ain't my reality [01:21.75]You disabuse humanity, humility and fealty [01:24.60]Oh, you guess you got an edge [01:26.20]Hiding your hedge from the feds [01:27.62]Puttin' down the little veg [01:29.01](Ignorance is a right, not a privilege) [01:29.94]I'm finished, done, and had it [01:31.41]And while you ****s are at it [01:32.94]As far as I'm concerned, Pluto's still a planet [01:36.20]Ooh, you die a quick death [01:39.06]Ooh, identity theft [01:41.89]I may be wrong, I don't know why [01:44.74]I may be wrong, but I'll try [01:46.63]Because I'm sick of all the sabotage, where's my female entourage [01:50.01]Lookin' for some kind of closure, all I'm findin' is Ray Bolger [01:53.20]Hold up, hell yeah, I'll confess [01:55.13]'Cause we're dealin' with identity theft [02:20.80](You need an occupation) [02:22.57]I don't see why I got to [02:23.69](You need a boss to please) [02:25.18]Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you're late [02:26.68]Yakety yak, don't look whack, Nellie, you're a heart attack [02:29.44]Murder, murder, on the wall, who's the butchest one of all [02:32.10](Where'd you get that vegan dress, a flea market) [02:33.60]Oops, I forgot, you design for Target [02:34.65]Shun violence and religion, don't ever play with nuns [02:37.34]But I punched a man on Broadway just to watch him cry [02:40.52]Every guy I went to try said I fight him but I can't think why [02:43.40]Bent unhinged and singed [02:44.84]I cringe to watch the main event [02:46.20]But in the end, there's no success like revenge [02:49.00]Ooh, it leaves you bereft [02:51.95]Ooh, identity theft [02:54.66]I may be wrong, I don't know why [02:57.44]I may be wrong, but I'll try [02:59.45]Because I'm tired of hypocrisy, is it them or is it me [03:02.63]If Jesus Christ is left in ruin, Satan, buddy, how you doin' [03:05.65]Hold 'em up, it's a street arrest [03:07.79]And we're dealin' with identity theft [03:10.40]Because I'm tired of being sweet and nice [03:12.38]**** you once and **** you twice [03:13.81]Show your passport, get that stamp [03:15.19]Funny like a **** camp [03:16.70]Hold 'em up, hell yeah, I'll confess [03:18.79]'Cause we're dealin with identity theft