Your Makeup Is Terrible

[00:07.40]Greetings Earthlings
地球人，你们好！ [00:09.78]My name is Alaska Thunder************* 5000 from the planet Glametron
我的名字叫Alaska ***********，来自5000光年前的Glametron星球 [00:13.64]What's yours?
不说说你吗？ [00:16.13]Now I've come along way to be hear tonight
我不远万里的赶来只为听听你的故事，都不说说你的名字？ [00:18.64]So lets get our Greetings and Salutations out of the way right now
所以让我们用特立独行的方式来打个招呼 [00:21.85]Shall We?
好嘛？ [00:22.97]Hi...
你好哇... [00:26.27]Ooh, I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much yummier
性感的小野猫，虽然对你知之甚少，但你给我的感觉不可言喻的美妙 [00:30.64]Now there is an issue that has recently come to my intention
最近啊 一直有个问题缠绕着我 烦透了 [00:33.63]That we need to discuss right now.
我们必须立马谈谈这个问题 [00:36.03]Is That Ok with you Honey?
可以吗 甜心宝贝？ [00:38.20]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗？ [00:41.10]You. Are You Ready? (Ok)
真的准备好了吗？ [00:45.74]Are You Ready?
确定准备好了吗？ [00:46.50]Are You Ready?
确定确定准备好了吗 [00:47.36]Are You Ready?
真的想听吗？ [00:48.30]Are You Ready?
那我开始咯？ [00:49.22]Are You Ready?
真的开始咯？ [00:50.25]Are You Ready?
我要说的就是... [00:51.13]Are You Ready?
就是... [00:54.08]Your Makeup Is Terrible
你化的妆丑爆了 [00:57.89]Your Makeup Is Terrible
你化的妆丑瞎了眼 [01:01.50]Your Makeup Is Terrible
丑的犯规 [01:05.19]Your Makeup Is Terrible
丑的惨无人寰 [01:08.71]But I love you anyway
但是我还是很爱你呢 [01:11.02]Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
非常 非常心悦你 [01:13.62]Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
你化的妆丑爆了 丑的惊人 [01:17.26]Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
化的妆简直鬼画符 [01:21.03]Your Makeup is Terrible
但丑的正合我意 [01:23.77]But I love you anyway
无论如何都很爱你 [01:28.00]Now I heard this is the best mother******* club in all the land.
我听说这里有世界上宇宙无敌狂野酷炫叼炸天的俱乐部 [01:31.13]Is That Correct?
是这样的吗？ [01:31.99](uh-huh) Mm-hmm
嗯哼 究竟如何呢？ [01:33.29]Well it better be, because
那它最好是如此 [01:34.60]I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway
因为我可不是那种在门口摆噱头玩恶作剧的人 [01:38.02]Mr. Doorman, what's that?
门童先生，什么？ [01:39.72]You need my I.D.?
要看我的证件？ [01:41.04]This face is my I.D. mother******
这盛世美颜就是我的通行证 混蛋！ [01:44.36]Now I'm not the kind of ************* who is going to go behind your back
我可不是那种背地里搞小动作 [01:47.20]And Talk *************t on you.
然后讲你坏话的碧池 [01:48.41]If I have an issue with you, I will bring it right to your Busted Face
我不记仇，一般有仇 我当场就报了 [01:52.43]Now lets discuss it right now, shall we?
我们现在再谈谈，好吧？ [01:55.57]Ok?
可以嘛？ [01:56.36]Alright?
行嘛？ [01:56.98]Ok?
嗯？ [01:58.01]Are You Ready? (uh-huh)
你准备好了吗 [02:00.52]You specifically, Are You Ready?
就是你，好伐？ [02:03.16](Who me? Oh yeah, I totally am)
我呀，时刻准备着 [02:05.97]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗？ [02:06.69]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗？ [02:07.57]Are You Ready?
没准备好的话 [02:08.39]Are You Ready?
我待会再来问一遍 [02:09.39]Are You Ready?
所以准备好了么？ [02:10.35]Are You Ready?
那我开始咯 [02:11.30]Are You Ready?
就是... [02:14.13]Your Makeup Is Terrible
你化妆丑爆了 [02:18.09]Your Makeup Is Terrible
丑到吐血 [02:21.74]Your Makeup Is Terrible
丑到昏厥 [02:25.60]Your Makeup Is Terrible
但丑的别致 [02:28.29]But I love you anyway
不管怎样 爱你哟 [02:30.33]Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
非常 非常中意你 [02:33.05]Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
你化的妆丑爆了 丑的惊人 [02:36.64]Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
化的妆简直鬼画符 [02:40.40]Your Makeup is Terrible
但丑的正合我意 [02:43.32]But I love you anyway
无论如何都很爱你 [02:47.90]Oh my gosh...
天啊撸... [02:49.36]This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that?
要到这首歌最严肃的部分了，听好喽 [02:52.12](Oh my god...)
我滴天... [02:52.91]You see, there is something I have to confess
看得出么，有些事情我得向你坦白 [02:54.98]You and I have a lot more in common than I thought
你我之间有太多我没想到的共同点 [02:58.70]And there is something I need to bring your attention, right now
并且呀 有件事情我现在就得勾起你的注意 [03:03.84]Are You Ready? (I think so...)
你准备听我说了吗？（也许吧...） [03:06.02]Oh no... Are You Ready?
哦不...准备好了么？ [03:10.04]That's better.
这样好多了 [03:11.32]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗？ [03:12.08]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗？ [03:12.94]Are You Ready?
真的准备好了吗？ [03:13.86]Are You Ready?
那我开始咯 [03:14.78]Are You Ready?
我要告诉你的就是 [03:15.73]Are You Ready?
就是... [03:16.62]Are You Ready?
那个... [03:19.38]My Makeup Is Terrible
我化妆也丑爆了 [03:23.43]My Makeup Is Terrible (Noo...)
我化妆也不咋地 [03:27.16]My Makeup Is Terrible (Why?)
我们俩半斤八两 [03:30.84]My Makeup Is Terrible
五十步笑百步 [03:33.62]But do you love me anyway?
但你还是一样爱我 对吧？ [03:35.76]Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
非常非常非常爱我 是嘛？ [03:38.41]My Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
我的化妆丑爆了 [03:42.13]Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
你的装束也不咋地 [03:45.93]Our Makeup is Terrible
我们的装束简直天作之合 [03:48.62]But I love you anyway
无论如何，我都爱你 [03:55.50]