Shia LaBeouf Live-Rob Cantor

[00:00.85]You're walking in the woods
你走在树林中 [00:03.06]There's no one around and your phone is dead
孤单一人 你的手机也没电了 [00:06.27]Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
你的余光瞥到他 [00:08.52]Shia LaBeouf
希安·拉博夫 [00:10.74]He's following you about thirty feet back
他跟着你 大概三十步距离 [00:13.43]He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
他四肢着地 向你冲了过来 [00:17.16]He's gaining on you
他离你越来越接近了 [00:18.35]Shia LaBeouf
希安·拉博夫 [00:21.29]You're looking for your car but you're all turned around
你在找你的车 但你已经迷路了 [00:24.37]He's almost upon you now, and you can see...
他就要扑上你了 现在你能看到... [00:26.80]There's blood on his face
有血在他脸上 [00:28.29]My God, there's blood everywhere!
我的天啊 哪儿都是血啊 [00:30.58]Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf
逃吧 从希安·拉博夫手中活下来 [00:33.09]He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf
他挥舞着刀 这是希安·拉博夫 [00:35.69]Lurking in the shadows
潜伏在暗处 [00:38.10]Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
好莱坞巨星希安·拉博夫 [00:40.62]Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
住在树林里（希安·拉博夫） [00:43.11]Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
杀人取乐（希安·拉博夫） [00:45.54]Eating all the bodies
吃所有尸体 [00:48.19]Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
真正的食人族 希安·拉博夫 [00:51.58]Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him
现在 天黑了 你似乎甩掉了他 [00:55.09]But you're hopelessly lost yourself
但你无望的迷路了 [00:57.52]Stranded with a murderer
和一个杀人犯困在一起 [00:59.00]You creep silently through the underbrush
你静静地爬过灌木丛 [01:01.39]Aha!
啊哈！ [01:02.52]In the distance, a small cottage with a light on – hope!
远远地 一间亮着灯的小屋闪烁着希望之光 [01:06.49]You move stealthily toward it...
你悄悄地向它靠近 [01:08.42]But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
但你的腿！啊！被捕熊陷阱夹到了！ [01:11.04]Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)
夹断了你的腿（安静，安静） [01:13.46]Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet)
一瘸一拐到小屋（安静，安静） [01:15.93]Now you're on the doorstep
现在你到门口了 [01:18.41]Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf
坐在里面的是 希安·拉博夫 [01:20.92]Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)
正在磨斧子 （希安·拉博夫） [01:23.61]But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)
他没听见你进来 （希安·拉博夫） [01:25.75]You're sneaking up behind him
你偷偷从他身后靠近 [01:28.67]Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf
绞杀巨星希安·拉博夫 [01:31.20]Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf
与希安·拉博夫的殊死搏斗 [01:33.53]Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf
搏斗中夺下了希安·拉博夫的刀 [01:36.00]Stab it in his kidney
刺进他的肾脏 [01:38.57]Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf
终于从希安·拉博夫手上活下来了 [01:42.32]You limp into the dark woods
你挣扎着进入幽暗阴森的树林 [01:44.16]Blood oozing from your stump leg
血从你小腿残肢渗出来 [01:47.86]You've beaten Shia LaBeouf
你打败了希安·拉博夫 [01:51.03]Wait! He isn't dead! Shia surprise!
等等！他没死！希安大惊喜！ [01:53.49]There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
枪指着你的头 死亡气息在他眼睛里 [01:55.95]But you can do Jiu Jitsu
但你会柔术 [01:58.62]Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
背摔巨星希安·拉博夫 [02:01.01]Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
与希安·拉博夫的传奇一战 [02:03.48]Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
希安·拉博夫普通的周二之夜 [02:06.03]You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
你挥着斧子砍向希安·拉博夫 [02:08.50]But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
但血从你的残肢迅速流失 [02:11.02]He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
他躲过每次轻扫 闪到左边 [02:13.37]You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
你朝右边砍了下去 正中他的脖子 [02:16.10]You're chopping off his head now
你正砍下他的头 [02:18.60]You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
你刚刚让希安·拉博夫身首异处 [02:21.96]His head topples to the floor, expressionless
他的头滚落在地上 面无表情 [02:26.23]You fall to your knees and catch your breath
你喘着粗气 缓缓跪下 [02:29.76]You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
你终于从希安·拉博夫手上活下来了 [02:33.92]