Ass Crack Bandit-Ben Folds

[00:13.72]It said quarter to five
都说是四点四十五， [00:15.43]but it was quarter to ass
其实是二十五分到屁股。 [00:17.54]You thought your plumbing was safe
你以为你的管道很安全， [00:19.49]but your jeans were half mast
其实你的牛仔裤降了半旗。 [00:21.93]Another coin down the drain
又一枚硬币掉落到沟里， [00:23.74]Now that's some change that won't last
这才是不会持久的零钱。 [00:27.49] [00:30.28]25 cents at a time
一次二十五分， [00:32.67]He's taking our souls
他取走的是我们的灵魂。 [00:35.00]Government man can't help
FBI侦探也无能为力， [00:37.60]We're all alone
我们都只有靠自己。 [00:39.04]Are you feeling the breeze?
你是否感觉到那微风 [00:41.00]Did you pull your belt tight?
你是否拉紧了裤腰带？ [00:43.41]You know that it's wrong
你知道这是错的， [00:45.47]You know that it's right
你知道这是对的。 [00:49.17]Out of the shadows
走出阴影 [00:51.05]Down the coin goes
硬币落下。 [00:57.46]Why, oh why do you suppose?
为什么，哦，你说是为什么 [01:02.80](Only the Bandit knows)
（只有Bandit才知道） [01:05.01](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh [01:09.24]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K Bandit [01:13.53](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh [01:17.73]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K 受不了了 [01:26.28]Coins on the sidewalk
人行道上的硬币 [01:27.63]Coins in the palm of my hand
手中的硬币 [01:30.44]Coins in the Ass Crack
屁股缝里的硬币 [01:32.03]Or the eyes of a dead man
或者死人眼上的硬币 [01:34.76]Drawn from the shadows
从阴影中取出 [01:36.79]Quartered by fate
被命运所分割 [01:38.45]He's the Ass Crack Bandit
他就是那Ass Crack Bandit [01:40.55]Enemy of the state
全民公敌。 [01:43.15](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh [01:47.35]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K Bandit [01:51.72](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh [01:55.83]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K 受不了了 [02:00.29](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh [02:04.32]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K [02:09.70]He'll give you no quarter
他不会绕过你 [02:12.45]But he'll
但他会。。 [02:14.13]Give you a quarter
给你一枚二十五分硬币 [02:17.25]The government just takes your change away
政府只会拿走你的零钱 [02:21.03]Maybe we're the crooks
也许我们是坏人 [02:22.46]And he's the hero
他是英雄。 [02:23.69]Maybe he's the Messiah
也许他是救世主 [02:25.13]Who's to say?
谁又知道。。。 [02:29.56]Save yourself a coin
留下一枚硬币 [02:31.79]For the ferryman
给摆渡人 [02:34.45]Crossing the river Styx Of your ass
过你屁股的冥河 [02:37.97]Wipe the smile from your face kids
擦掉你脸上的笑容，小子 [02:40.32]'Cause this ain't funny
因为这一点都不好笑。 [02:42.55]And don't forget your Jukebox Money!
另外别忘了给点唱机的钱！ [02:47.09](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh [02:51.10]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K (Bandit) [02:55.48](Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh [02:59.70]A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K (受不了了) [03:03.04]Can't stand the fear
无法忍受这恐惧 [03:05.51]Can't stand not knowing
无法忍受这未知 [03:07.46]Can't stand forever
无法一直忍受 [03:09.01]Eventually we all bend over In the end
迟早, 我们都会弯下腰 [03:14.44]We all bend over In the end
最终啊，我们都会弯下腰。 [03:18.83]We all bend over
最终啊，我们都会弯下腰。 [03:20.69]Your brothers, your sisters
你的兄弟，你的姐妹 [03:22.79]They all bend over
他们都会弯下腰 [03:24.91]Your friends and enemies
你的朋友，你的敌人 [03:27.13]They all bend over
他们都会弯下腰。 [03:29.22]Your and me
你和我 [03:31.31]We all bend over
都会弯下 [03:33.55]Even the president
就连总统 [03:35.63]He bends over
也得弯腰