如何让白鼠爱上学习(英文翻唱)-A路人

[00:02.22] [00:03.52] [00:04.63] [00:07.73]Hi you guys!
大家好 [00:08.44]I'm a fu*king African
我是他喵的非洲人， [00:09.70]Michael Jack
卖扣姐， [00:10.37]and today,it a story of how to do to the gaoji
这节课我们来讲讲如何 [00:12.93]it's a story of how to set your body free
讲讲如何释放你的 [00:15.44]make you fall in love in day one,two,three!
一二三天内让爱淹没你， [00:17.96]Yo it's a grade-one rule goes primary
刚到一年级有一个惯例， [00:20.57]Big crowds heard with your memory
要给大家讲讲你的故事， [00:23.16]So here I here I go,go,go
所以我就冲冲冲上去讲， [00:24.51]Learining's something you won't say
既然学了也用不上， [00:25.77]Why not be a fu*king gay?
当个，岂不美哉？ [00:27.20]Fa Fa Fa Fa Fu*king gay
当他喵喵喵喵个~， [00:28.28]So listen carefully
所以你听仔细， [00:29.65]I'm being frankly
我坦白跟你讲， [00:30.97]Coz' you are so ugly
一切都因为你是个丑， [00:32.24]and it's a tragedy (QAQ)
哦简直就是个悲剧QAQ， [00:33.57]duang!
- ( ゜- ゜)つロ [00:34.14]oh oh tragedy,tragedy(QAQ)
哦哦简直就是个放满悲剧的茶几 [00:36.40]so come and ask me why you are so ugly
然后你现在又来问我你为什么是个丑， [00:38.51]and we come over with something critical
这时候我们就能发现一些神奇的东西， [00:40.86]lesson one you gotta be someone beautiful
颜值是一切的前提， [00:43.53]fulfill your heart with love so colourful
让你的生活充满爱的色彩， [00:46.60]but you're so ugly and I'm not helpful
然而你是个丑and我无能为力， [00:49.50]and everyone of you want some real effect
所有人都想跟我要效果， [00:51.27]I say cut it off,cut it off,throw your books and cut it off
我说省省吧省省吧~让你的书都随风而逝吧， [00:54.10]so stop being shy and you still ask me why
如果你还是厚着脸皮问我到底怎么办， [00:56.36]just ready to gaoji and you will start to fly
只要就能让你飞起！ [00:59.30]Gaoji needs your pratice,yoooo,and your feeling
需要感悟，哟，需要练习 [01:01.90]just find a sacred place and you will know the Bilibili
只要找到我们的圣地没错就是哔哩哔哩 [01:04.47]watch it search it love it get it and do not forget it
搜完看完玩完你就会永远忘不掉， [01:07.60]and that's the only way you will gonna make it
这就是你唯一需要做的努力， [01:09.62]Bilibili inserted 4 SB(s)
哔哩哔哩内置了四个大ShuaiBi [01:11.98]make herrington yell with 1080 HD
让你超清观看王の奥义， [01:14.83]Interest is your key
兴趣就是钥匙， [01:16.10]set your motion free
释放你的意识 [01:17.35]and gaoji is a miracle so you will believe
你就会拜服于的神迹， [01:19.94]Yo one night I find my machine sabotaged
一天晚上我发现我的电脑受到了攻击， [01:22.27]Here we have a great movie,halt,enlarge and enlarge
就这样把这部电影放大再放大， [01:25.90]Everything clarified with bright and dark dark
一切都会看的分！毫！不！差！ [01:27.74]Everyone shouted with caoniba ba [01:30.30]And why's there're so many years and we don't have it?
那为什么这么多年我们还没有普及这个黑科技？ [01:32.59]Coz' Gaoji needs an accumlation
因为需要积累， [01:35.50]Gaoji needs your meditation
需要冥思， [01:38.30]Hey man show me the money
嘿兄弟交出你的软妹币！ [01:39.35]Hey man bring your 450(放肆！)
一人只要450ˊ_>ˋ， [01:40.79]Chinese parents and we don't understand
中国的家长啊真是千篇一律， [01:43.25]They say read it,read it
他们总说读书去！读书去！ [01:44.51]or you will not beat it
要不然你就被人轻易击垮了， [01:45.83]you ruined your future and you don't know how meet it
就这么抹掉了你的未来感受迷失理想的痛苦， [01:48.35]but that's the way and we know how to treat it
但这原本应该是我们自己去选择的道路， [01:50.86]They say 74 is unreasonable!
他们总说啊74分就不可原谅， [01:53.22]coz' Chinese kids are so remarkable!
其实中国的孩子都十分卓越， [01:55.78]learning everything which is unreliable!
无论什么掉东西都要学， [01:58.34]masturbated 12 years oh unbelievable!
就这么了十二年简直就是奇迹！ [02:01.30]You guys need the avocation and the motivation
兄弟们其实需要真正的爱好与干劲， [02:03.88]You guys must get stronger to prevent the ejaculation
兄弟们需要强健身体防止提前社经，。 [02:06.49]You guys need some shitty stuff to get the inspiration
兄弟们也需要一些鼓舞来振奋起来， [02:09.30]It's a new word called Gaojilation
这一切的来源就是“力”， [02:11.56]And I open Bilibili
我打开哔哩哔哩， [02:12.97]check it check it finding
查看查看搜索 [02:14.23]and I found,Aluren,messing with billy
我一搜，A路人，正在搞比利， [02:16.67]Among the crowd
人群当中， [02:17.73]why my hair looks Fu*king green!
我的头发为什么是绿的呢！！！ [02:19.37]Luren loves me so much and I must do Gaoji !
路人这么爱我我一定要努力， [02:21.91]Pass along the love and bring your buddy home
过段时间就可以把基友带回家，。 [02:24.31]and you won't say no,you won't feel alone
无法抗拒的幸福将过去的孤独代替， [02:27.20]And you had made your mind and set your body free
就这样升华了你的与意识， [02:29.45]and you know how to love with suck a Goubi !
然后你就知道了如何爱上一个！ [02:32.34]. [02:32.95]. [02:33.82]. [02:34.35]老娘不伺候你了！！(傲娇脸)
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