My Book-The Beautiful South

[00:00.91]Artist：beautiful south [00:02.16]Songs Title：my book [00:04.16] [00:08.73]This is my life and this is how it reads [00:12.01]For every chapter, a thousand memories [00:14.32]A murder, a mystery where everybody bleeds [00:16.94] [00:17.57]A fantasy, a thriller with romance and disease [00:19.94] [00:20.63]Diary entry 9th of may 62 [00:22.44] [00:23.20]Weve had some ugly babies but none were quite like you [00:26.57] [00:27.26]Diary entry 62 end of may [00:28.41] [00:30.60]It looks as if the nose and chin are definitely here to stay [00:33.66]Theyre here to stay, theyre here to stay [00:37.48] [00:40.31]If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking [00:43.06]Im a failure [00:44.68] [00:45.25]You are, you are [00:46.87]And if I seem half-hearted, its because Im broken hearted [00:49.93]And Im a failure [00:51.43]You are, you are, you are （I am） [00:54.87]You are, you are, you are （I am） [00:58.05] [01:03.63]This is my life and this is how it reads [01:05.93] [01:06.87]A documentary that nobody believes [01:08.63] [01:09.50]Albert steptoe in gone with the breeze [01:12.13] [01:13.00]Mother played by peter beardsley, father by john cleese [01:15.63]Diary entry 68 end of the year [01:17.74] [01:19.25]A cardboard apollo 6 has given the all clear [01:22.12]11th december 68 captains log [01:23.63] [01:24.25]Proposed trip to mars is cancelled due to fog [01:27.88] [01:28.68]Its due to fog, its due to fog [01:31.93] [01:34.88]If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking [01:37.87]Im a failure [01:38.68] [01:39.62]You are, you are [01:41.31]And if I seem half-hearted, its because Im broken hearted [01:44.13]And Im a failure [01:45.25] [01:46.56]You are, you are, you are （I am） [01:49.93]You are, you are, you are （I am） [01:53.12] [01:58.63]This is the play, it was I who wrote the script [02:01.38]Terry meets june in tales from the crypt [02:03.49] [02:04.31]It was going to be a film but the camera person slipped [02:08.00]They later found him scolding a banana [02:09.88] [02:10.43]Diary entry 10th of april 89 [02:12.25] [02:12.75]The world is going mad but me Im doing fine [02:16.68] [02:19.93]Im doing fine [02:20.69] [02:23.31]Back to bed, back to reality [02:25.40] [02:47.39]Just fine.