Town of Salem -Boyinaband/Minx

[00:09]Gather 'round and settle down [00:11]For a story will unveil [00:13]And stay me thinks [00:14]With Dave and Minx [00:15]As we tell you a haunting tale [00:17]Welcome-come to our wonderful town [00:19]Welcome-come we are humble and proud [00:22]It's the happiest place [00:23]With a circular space! [00:24]Where we all come together and sing [00:25]La, la, la, la [00:26]We be living in our pilgrim hats [00:27]With our buildings thatched roofs [00:28]You can chill, relax [00:30]Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town [00:32]Nothing bad ever happens in this town [00:34]But when the town goes to sleep [00:36]You can hear the sound of something devious [00:39]Of something quite mysterious [00:41]Lurking in the dark [00:43]Do you have the knife? [00:44]Yeah man tonight [00:45]Someone's gonna be mad in the afterlife [00:47]Gotta be the cleanest dirt-nap the mafia class can bring[00:50]And they won't suspect a thing [00:52]Help help! The sheriff is dead! [00:53]Either that or he's really sleepy and red [00:56]Well I was on the lookout and I saw those guys [00:58]Sneak into his house at night! [00:59]Lynch them all on sight! [01:01]We're innocent? [01:02]All in favour of death say aye! [01:04]We'll sleep soundly tonight [01:05]Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town [01:08]Nothing bad ever happens in this town [01:09]But when the town goes to sleep [01:11]You can hear the sound of something devious [01:14]Of something quite mysterious [01:16]Lurking in the dark [01:18]But not for long I'll add fuel to the fire [01:20]By turning the town into a funeral pyre! [01:22]I got a burning ambition [01:24]Add the last of this gas on the thatch [01:26]With this match says it's time for ignition! [01:27]Help help! The lookout's house is in cinders [01:29]I told that guy to stop using Tinder! [01:31]I'll investigate... [01:32]Hey, I can smell an arsonist's gas! [01:34]Pardon me? [01:35]What? Ew, not that [01:36]I mean you set the fire! [01:37]Hang her immediately! [01:38]All say aye, AYE! [01:39]Bye bye! Now we can be free [01:40]Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town [01:42]Nothing bad ever happens in this town [01:44]But when the town goes to sleep [01:46]You can hear the sound of something devious [01:49]Of something quite mysterious [01:51]Lurking in the dark [01:53]It's dead frosty out cause I'm a serial killer [01:55]One stab and no investigator left to turn me in and [01:57]It's on the the next house to attack [01:59]AAAH! [02:00]Gotcha, you stepped right into my veteran booby trap [02:01]I saved the town. I saved the town! [02:04]Wait, is anybody else around? [02:06]Me, I'm a medium, and it's just us [02:09]What a painful lonely existence [02:11]Can you ask how the afterlife is? [02:12]Uh-huh, the whole town is there reunited [02:15]And every single one of them is saying it's great there [02:17]Hmm, then it's time for some euthanasia