More Freaky Tales-Too $hort

[00:00.00]BEYOTCHShort [00:00.21]Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit [00:10.83]These are the tales, the freaky tales [00:13.50]These are the tales that [00:14.73]I tell so well [00:15.90]For fifteen years [00:17.16]I've been a real player [00:18.36]So if you wanna have sex say hell yea [00:21.36]I met this girl in [00:22.50]AtlantaShe let a nigga **** but [00:24.69]I still can't stand her [00:26.58]The pussy wasn't good [00:27.75]I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of ****ing can you suck dick? [00:31.59]She said "No", but she had another friend [00:35.04]So I switched like a real pimp [00:37.41]Laying on my back with my dick in her mout [00:39.66]I said "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" [00:42.33]She mumbled something, [00:43.68]I don't know what she said [00:45.24]Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head [00:47.31]Too $hort - More Freaky Tales - Can't Stay Away - Bitch said her name was [00:50.01]TheresaAll on my dick like cheese on pizz [00:53.07]In the A-T- [00:54.00]L where the grass is greener [00:55.68]I ****ed Nina, [00:56.55]Melina, Sabrina and [00:58.41]TinaWhen I first moved out there, [01:00.30]I met Holly [01:01.23]Five-foot one with a bad ass body [01:04.02]Freaky little bitch she was a [01:05.46]GeminiShe used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" [01:09.30]I met another girl went to [01:10.71]Spellman College [01:11.85]Every day after school [01:13.32]I aquired the knowledge [01:14.58]I took her to my house so [01:15.93]I could get some [01:17.25]I ****ed her real good and made the bitch cu [01:19.53]She was hella limber, said her name was [01:21.93]AmberShe wouldn't stop screaming, that's all [01:24.48]I remember [01:25.26]I had another freak, her name was [01:27.27]WendyWhen [01:27.99]I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me! [01:31.26]I did it anyway [01:32.91]I'm coming straight from [01:34.14]Oakland, C- [01:35.46]AAin't no other way, like my girl [01:37.68]ShanteShe lives in [01:39.27]Atlanta, but she comes from the [01:40.71]BayLet me hit that hometown bitch on the stri [01:43.80]Look out for a bitch, treat me like a pim [01:46.32]You know I can't forget about the strippers [01:49.56]Cinderella with the glass slipper [01:51.69]Top down in the [01:52.68]Benz ain't spendin' no ends [01:54.69]Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends [01:57.09]It's like [01:57.48]Lotto, you get a quick pick [02:00.09]Bitches said they heard [02:00.96]I had a big dick [02:02.25]So I showed it to 'em, only took one second [02:05.07]Cock rock hard, bitches gettin' nekke [02:07.92]These are the tales, the freaky tales [02:10.65]These are the tales that [02:11.88]I tell so well [02:13.05]For fifteen years [02:14.31]I've been a real player [02:15.54]So if you wanna have sex say hell yea [02:18.48]I know another bitch, her name is [02:20.49]TerriI lied to the bitch "It's about time I get married [02:24.45]I couldn't see me pimpin' her [02:25.89]So I ****ed her next door neighbor, [02:27.84]JenniferShe had two roommates, [02:30.51]Cindy and [02:31.20]AmyTerri caught me creepin' and said "nigga don't play me!" [02:35.04]But them hoes liked to freak [02:36.84]I used to send 'em new niggas every other week [02:39.78]I never would tell you all the hoes [02:41.64]I ****edThese are the tales, some of this shit [02:45.42]I made upI change the name so [02:46.44]I can rhyme and shit [02:47.49]So if it's you, you know the time nigga [02:50.07]I spent the night with [02:51.06]Monique in between the sheets [02:53.04]It was her, her girlfriend [02:54.63]April and me [02:55.74]I do it on the regular, two at a time [02:58.47]Call it what you want [02:59.49]I be a fool wit' mine [03:00.84]Like them [03:01.32]Texas niggas, [03:02.28]I never would change [03:03.57]Like my niggas up in [03:04.53]Cleveland spit the good game [03:06.33]These hoes recognize when [03:07.83]I come in the door [03:08.85]I ain't trickin nigga, so what you want me for? [03:11.40]Like Natalie, swearin' up and down [03:13.71]I had to be the one [03:15.24]Nigga lets have some fun [03:17.10]I ****ed her, you thought [03:18.51]I didn'tShort [03:19.32]Dog's in the house and [03:20.49]I keep on pimpin' [03:21.75]So then I ****ed the twins, [03:23.88]Sharon and [03:24.45]KarenWent straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em [03:27.69]Don't ask me who [03:28.44]I ****ed first, it ain't my fault [03:30.30]In the end, [03:31.14]I still got the same results [03:33.15]These are the tales, the freaky tales [03:35.91]These are the tales that [03:37.14]I tell so well [03:38.31]For fifteen years [03:39.54]I've been a real player [03:40.74]So if you wanna have sex say hell yea [03:43.50]Hell yeah, [03:44.46]I never would forget [03:45.51]CharleneWe was layin real close like two sardines [03:49.08]Talkin', laughin', kissin' and ****in' [03:51.69]Next thing [03:52.41]I know she started kissin' my dick [03:54.15]You know the rest, before she left [03:56.07]I paged Mia [03:57.09]I told her "I got a new freak over here" [03:59.46]She rushed over, [04:01.05]I left and when [04:01.74]I came back [04:02.91]Them hoes was lickin' cats [04:04.62]They call me "Short" when [04:05.79]I'm pimpin', "Dog" when [04:07.14]I'm mackin' [04:07.74]Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin' [04:10.83]She wants to be my love slave, [04:12.72]I need some bug spray [04:13.95]To keep these hoes away [04:15.63]I never would tell you all the hoes [04:17.52]I ****edThese are the tales, some of this shit [04:21.30]I made upI change the name so [04:22.35]I can rhyme and shit [04:23.40]So if it's you, you know the time nigga [04:26.34]These are the tales, the freaky tales [04:29.16]These are the tales that [04:30.39]I tell so well [04:31.56]For fifteen years [04:32.76]I've been a real player [04:33.99]So if you wanna get ****ed say hell yeah (hell yeah) [04:41.94]BeyotchAnd it don't stop [04:45.99]Old school [04:46.59]Short DogStill spittin' it [04:48.69]Still gettin' it [05:07.83]Gettin' that money [05:08.19]Eastside baby, [05:08.49]OaklandYou ain't knowin? [05:08.97]Beyotch