A Professional Pirate-The Muppets

[00:10.59]Long John: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation [00:15.18]My father said "Now, son, this choice deserves deliberation [00:19.90]Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier [00:25.07]My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?" [00:29.29]Pirates: Hey, ho, ho [00:31.26]You'll cruise to foreign shores [00:33.42]And you'll keep your mind and body sound(Long John: Ha ha ha! Sing it, lads!) [00:35.58]By working out of doors(Long John: Show him you've been practicing!) [00:37.63]Long John: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without [00:41.58]All: And when you're a professional pirate [00:45.66]Bad Polly: That's what the job's about [00:47.31]Long John: Upstage, lads, this is my only number! [00:52.18]Now, take Sir Francis Drake; the Spanish all despise him [00:56.87]But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him [01:01.84]It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good [01:06.62]And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood! [01:10.56]Pirates: Hey, ho, ho(Long John: Oh, I love it!) [01:12.99]We're honorable men(Long John: 'Tis poetry in motion!) [01:15.05]And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten! [01:19.27]Long John: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute [01:23.21]All: But when you're a professional pirate [01:27.24]Clueless Morgan: You don't have to wear a suit [01:30.62]...What? [01:31.64]Mad Monty: I could have been a surgeon [01:33.37]I like taking things apart! [01:35.80]Bad Polly: I could have been a lawyer [01:37.49]But I just had too much heart [01:39.93]Clueless Morgan: I could have been in politics [01:42.56]'Cause I've always been a big spender [01:47.15]Black-Eyed Pete: And me...I could have been a contender [01:54.93]Long John: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated [01:59.61]I say we're victims of bad press; it's all exaggerated [02:04.49]We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat [02:09.37]We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet! [02:13.40]*Long John's speech [02:13.47]tell the truth that, [02:14.97]do you really think the captain and the squire are planning to share the treasure [02:18.53]with the likes of us [02:20.03]and we'vebeen the rightful owners [02:22.56]who's *** blood getting in here [02:25.10]join us lad donate [02:27.53]your compass to the treasure hunt and **** [02:31.87]All: Hey, ho, ho [02:33.74]It's one for all for one [02:35.81]And we'll share-and-share-alike with you and love you like a son [02:40.02]We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be [02:44.05]And when you're a professional pirate [02:47.89]Long John: You'll be honest, brave, and free [02:49.96]The soul of decency [02:52.03]You'll be loyal and fair and on the square [02:54.18]And most importantly— [02:56.44]All: When you're a professional pirate [03:00.08]You're always in the best of company!