Fat-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00.000] 作词 : Jackson, Yankovic [00:17.84]Your butt is wide, well mine is too
你屁股很大，真巧我也是 [00:22.02]Just watch your mouth or i'll sit on you
说话小心点 不然我坐扁你 [00:26.00]The word is out, better treat me right
听到没，最好对我客气点 [00:30.08]'cause i'm the king of cellulite
因为我是脂肪之王 [00:33.48]Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
加火腿，再加火腿，加在全麦面包上，够劲！ [00:42.34]My zippers bust, my buckles break
我的拉链爆裂，我的纽扣蹦飞 [00:46.57]I'm too much man for you to take
我可不是你能轻易招惹的 [00:50.45]The pavement cracks when i fall down
我一但跌倒 马路就会裂开 [00:54.78]I've got more chins than chinatown
我下巴的层数比唐人街的居民还多 [00:58.71]Well, i've never used a phone booth
我从没用过电话亭 [01:00.95]And i've never seen my toes
也从没见过我的脚趾 [01:02.89]When i'm goin' to the movies
当我去看电影时 [01:04.98]I take up seven rows
要占7排座位！ [01:06.52]Because i'm fat, i'm fat, come on
因为我肥，我肥，怎么的？ [01:09.21](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，真正的肥） [01:10.75]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it
知道不，我肥，我肥，就这么肥 [01:13.79](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，无敌的肥） [01:14.83]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, come on you know
知道不，我肥，就这么肥，你看着办吧 [01:18.47](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，超凡的肥） [01:19.06]Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
别叫我胖墩，肥佬，或肉球 [01:21.50]Just now tell me once again who's fat
只需再告诉我一遍谁最肥 [01:31.54]When i walk out to get my mail
当我出门拿信件 [01:35.62]It measures on the richter scale
地震仪会有反应 [01:39.70]Down at the beach i'm a lucky man
去海边时我是幸运儿 [01:43.73]I'm the only one who gets a tan
我是唯一能晒到太阳的人 [01:47.86]If i have one more pie a la mode
如果我再吃一份冰淇淋派 [01:51.90]I'm gonna need my own zip code
我就得为自己的身体申请区域号码了 [01:56.03]When you're only having seconds
当你只吃到第2盘菜时 [01:58.02]I'm having twenty-thirds
我已经在吃第23盘了 [02:00.02]When i go to get my shoes shined
当我去擦皮鞋时 [02:02.26]I gotta take their word
只能听他们形容擦得怎样 [02:03.70]Because i'm fat, i'm fat, sha mone
因为我肥，我肥，怎么的？ [02:06.64](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，真正的肥） [02:07.75]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it
知道不，我肥，我肥，就这么肥 [02:10.73](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，无敌的肥） [02:11.93]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it you know
知道不，我肥，就这么肥，你看着办吧 [02:15.76](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，超凡的肥） [02:16.46]And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
我的影子重达42磅 [02:18.41]Lemme tell you once again who's fat
让我再告诉你一遍谁最肥！ [02:36.97]If you see me comin' your way
如果你看到我向你走来 [02:38.86]Better give me plenty space
最好给我腾出大量空间 [02:40.85]If i tell you that i'm hungry
如果我跟你说我饿了 [02:42.75]Then won't you feed my face
你敢不喂我吃的吗？ [02:44.49]Because i'm fat, i'm fat, come on
因为我肥，我肥，怎么的？ [02:48.01](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，真正的肥） [02:49.21]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it
知道不，我肥，我肥，就这么肥 [02:52.39](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，无敌的肥） [02:53.29]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know
知道不，我肥，就这么肥，你看着办吧 [02:57.37](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，超凡的肥） [02:58.45]Woo woo woo, when i sit around the house
喔！喔！喔！当我坐在房子周围 [02:59.51]I really sit around the house
我是真的坐在了房子周围 [03:01.45]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, come on
知道不，我肥，我肥，就这么肥 [03:04.38](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，真正的肥） [03:05.68]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know it
知道不，我肥，就这么肥，你看着办吧 [03:10.10](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，无敌的肥） [03:11.15]You know, you know, you know, come on
知道不，我肥，我肥，就这么肥 [03:14.17](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，超凡的肥） [03:16.41]Lemme tell you once again
让我再告诉你一遍 [03:18.05]You know i'm huge, i'm fat, you know it
知道不，我巨大，我肥，就这么肥 [03:21.29](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，真正的肥） [03:22.13]You know i'm fat, you know, hoo
我肥，你知道吧，喔！ [03:24.82](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，无敌的肥） [03:26.12]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know
知道不，我肥，就这么肥，你知道的，你看着办吧 [03:30.25](fat, fat, really really fat)
（肥，肥，超凡的肥） [03:30.74]And the whole world knows i'm fat and i'm proud
全世界都知道我肥并且我很自豪！ [03:32.57]Just tell me once again who's fat
再告诉我一遍谁最肥？