Country Ain't Never Been Pretty-Camaron Ochs

[00:08.54]Her high heels on the red carpet [00:10.84] [00:11.80]Her perfect hair blowing in the wind [00:14.14] [00:15.20]With her designer jeans and fake eyelashes [00:17.96] [00:19.18]Crooning thanks y'all to the crowd between the flashes [00:21.88] [00:22.73]She may be singing 'bout the country [00:24.66] [00:25.43]And putting out the hits [00:26.75]But those boots sure never stepped in ********* [00:29.04] [00:31.29]So thank God she lives in the city [00:33.71] [00:35.64]Cause country ain't never been pretty [00:37.84] [00:39.17]You hear the rooster crow at the crack of dawn [00:41.24] [00:42.40]And you've already been at it for hours [00:44.33] [00:46.17]You're thankful there's no cameras [00:47.49] [00:48.10]Cause you make an awful face [00:49.28] [00:50.12]That first sit in the cold tractor seat [00:51.93]Just can't be done with grace [00:53.58]'Stead of hairspray and curls you've got hay and dirt [00:57.25]Slammed your unpainted nails in a barn door [00:59.96] [01:01.74]But it's alright to look kind of shitty [01:04.33] [01:05.57]Cause country ain't never been pretty [01:08.47] [01:09.43]It's as simple as it seems [01:11.17]Who needs brand-name jeans [01:12.37] [01:13.01]Your man's hands are gonna cover the label anyways [01:14.83] [01:16.12]Whoo [01:16.33] [01:16.91]Country ain't never been pretty and that's alright [01:20.17] [01:23.81]Cause if your head's on straight your hair will be fine [01:28.44] [01:32.12]You might not get it at first [01:34.10] [01:34.78]But you'll come around [01:35.77] [01:39.01]And see your legs look great with both feet on the ground [01:43.55] [01:45.88]All right [01:46.61] [01:47.53]Please stop me if you get it already [01:50.01] [01:52.14]Country ain't never been pretty [01:54.11] [01:55.10]You can spend eight hours at the gym every day [01:57.79] [01:59.59]But then who would bail the hay [02:00.97] [02:02.40]You can iron your shirt and polish your boots [02:05.69]But then you may as well go put on a suit [02:08.55] [02:09.91]The glitter and glamor the fortune and fame [02:13.58]The sugar-free soy vanilla lattes [02:15.91] [02:18.03]Leave all that to the folks in the city [02:20.53] [02:22.33]Cause country ain't never been pretty [02:24.62] [02:25.82]It's easier than you think [02:27.14]Just buy a round of drinks [02:28.22] [02:29.26]Beer goggles are cheaper than Gucci glasses anyway [02:31.43] [02:32.28]Whoo [02:32.47] [02:33.11]Country ain't never been pretty and that's alright [02:36.46] [02:40.02]Cause if your head's on straight your hair will be fine [02:44.68] [02:48.29]You might not get it at first but you'll come around [02:52.02] [02:55.22]And see your legs look great with both feet on the ground [02:59.84] [03:01.99]All right [03:02.64] [03:03.80]Please stop me if you get it already [03:06.23] [03:07.56]If you've heard anything I've said in this ditty [03:10.11] [03:11.21]I'll say it plain I'm not trying to be witty [03:13.83] [03:15.88]Country ain't never been pretty