A Really Cool Dance Song-Bowling for Soup

[00:00.81]We grew up in the suburbs [00:02.89]Got guitars for Christmas [00:04.69]And started a punk rock band [00:07.80]Then we travelled the nation [00:09.42]Became a sensation [00:11.41]In our '82 dodge van [00:14.09] [00:21.31]Now we're getting older and much more sober [00:25.12]And we've got some big ass payments to make [00:28.14]The wife wants a handbag [00:30.04]The kids need some college [00:31.91]And we just need one hit single to break [00:36.69]Get ready here it comes [00:40.47] [00:41.62]This song sounds like a dance song [00:43.65]Cos dance songs are cool now [00:45.53]So get up and shake what your momma gave ya [00:48.42]It's our attempt at a dance song [00:50.50]A really cool dance song [00:52.26]It's gonna be a great big hit! [00:54.99] [01:02.11]And now the label is so stoked [01:04.07]They don't get the damn joke [01:05.95]The downloads are off the charts [01:08.79]Like those bands on the TV [01:10.79]In the frilly tuxedos [01:12.76]The ones that break the young girls' hearts [01:17.51]And now we can too [01:21.13] [01:22.38]This song sounds like a dance song [01:24.46]Cos dance songs are cool now [01:26.29]So get up and shake what your momma gave ya [01:29.22]It's our attempt at a dance song [01:31.31]A really cool dance song [01:33.17]I can't wait to hear the remix! [01:36.14] [01:36.79]This song sounds like a dance song [01:37.56]Cos dance songs are cool now [01:39.99]So get up and shake what your momma gave ya [01:43.00]It's our attempt at a dance song [01:44.83]A really cool dance song [01:46.69]It's gonna be a great big hit! [01:49.43] [01:57.13]Who the hell are we foolin'? [01:58.72]This isn't what we really do [02:03.29]We had to borrow this keyboard [02:05.86]We only listen to Motley Crue [02:08.63]But it's gonna be really funny [02:13.14]Cos this song will be number one [02:20.17] [02:20.34]This song sounds like a dance song [02:22.39]Cos dance songs are cool now [02:24.26]So get up and shake what your momma gave ya [02:27.04] [02:27.50]This song sounds like a dance song [02:29.05]Cos dance songs are cool now [02:30.83]So get up and shake what your momma gave ya [02:33.90]It's our attempt at a dance song [02:35.93]A really cool dance song [02:37.79]I can't wait to hear the remix! [02:40.32] [02:40.75]This song sounds like a dance song [02:42.74]Cos dance songs are cool now [02:44.50]So get up and shake what your momma gave ya [02:47.61]It's our attempt at a dance song [02:49.58]A really cool dance song [02:51.43]It's gonna be a great big hit! [02:54.20] [02:55.09]It's our new sound! [02:56.63]We're gonna...take it to the next level [02:58.17]You're gonna hear us in all the clubs [03:00.17] [03:00.87]Dudes, wait, the drums just...dropped out [03:03.26]The drums... [03:04.74]No it doesn't sound good anymore [03:07.22]It...I can't find the rhythm...on the...deal [03:11.16]It's...nah, it's cool...no it's not [03:13.64] [03:15.10]ALRIGHT! We're back! [03:18.27]We are dancing this is awesome! [03:21.71]We are dancing [03:23.25]Dancing, dancing, dancing [03:24.78]And we're dancing, dancing, dancing [03:26.54]WOO! [03:29.35]