Mary Long-Deep Purple

[00:00.00]Written：Blackmore/Gillan/Glover/Lord/Paice [00:15.12]Mary Long is a hypocrite [00:18.24]She does all the things that she tells us not to do [00:22.83]Selling filth from a corner shop [00:26.10]And knitting patterns to the high street queue [00:31.05]She paints roses, even makes them smell good [00:33.75]And then she draws titties on the khazy wall [00:37.98]Drowns kittens just to get a thrill [00:40.29]And writes sermons in the Sunday Chronicle [00:46.86]How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? [00:52.80]When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ? [01:07.68]Mary told Johnny not to write such trash [01:11.22]Said it was a waste of public money [01:14.88]She made a fuss, they made apologies [01:19.02]But everybody thought the show was funny [01:22.38]When the nation knew you'd had children [01:26.16]It came as such a surprise [01:29.73]We really didn't know you'd had it in you [01:32.04]How you did it we can only surmise [01:39.39]How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? [01:42.27]When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ? [03:08.22]Mary Long, you're not alone [03:11.16]But you're a long way behind our times [03:15.09]What we do in full frontal view [03:17.82]Is more honest than your clean-up mind [03:22.50]What I'm saying, Mary Long is [03:26.67]When you can spare a minute [03:29.67]Go find your friend the porny Lord [03:34.26]Dig your self a hole and jump in it [03:53.94]How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? [05:23.19]When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?