Parents Just Don't Understand-DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Jeffrey Townes/Pete Q. Harris/Willard Smith [00:03.56] [00:11.06]You know parents are the same no matter time nor place [00:13.62]They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes [00:16.06]So to you all the kids all across the land [00:18.99]There's no need to argue parents just don't understand [00:21.96] [00:32.96]I remember one year [00:34.02]My mom took me school shopping [00:35.58]It was me my brother my mom oh my pop and my little sister [00:39.45]All hopped in the car [00:40.83]We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall [00:43.45] [00:44.01]MY mom started bugging with the clothes she chose [00:46.51]I didn't say nothing at first [00:47.83]I just turned up my nose [00:49.46]She said "What's wrong This shirt cost $20" [00:52.08]I said "Mom this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar " [00:54.89]The next half hour was the same old thing [00:57.46]My mother buying me clothes from 1963 [01:00.20]And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate [01:03.08]I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips [01:05.70]I said "Mom what are you doing you're ruining my rep" [01:08.08]She said "You're only sixteen you don't have a rep yet" [01:11.08]I said "Mom let's put these clothes back please" [01:13.33]She said "no you go to school to learn not for a fashion show" [01:16.46]I said "This isn't Sha Na Na come on Mom I'm not Bowzer [01:19.39]Mom please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers [01:21.39]But if you don't want to I can live with that but [01:24.70]You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks" [01:27.20] [01:27.83]She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same [01:30.39]Inevitably the first day of school came [01:32.26] [01:33.12]I thought I could get over I tried to play sick [01:35.75]But my mom said "No no way uh-uh forget it" [01:38.65]There was nothing I could do I tried to relax [01:41.09]I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts [01:43.84]And when I walked into school it was just as I thought [01:46.46]The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought [01:49.40]And those who weren't laughing still had a ball [01:52.11]Because they were pointing and whispering [01:53.55]As I walked down the hall [01:54.80]I got home and told my Mom how my day went [01:56.89]She said "If they were laughing you don't need them [01:59.02]Cause they're not good friends" [02:00.08]For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom [02:02.76]That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times [02:05.76]So to you all the kids all across the land [02:08.20]There's no need to argue [02:09.64]Parents just don't understand [02:10.95] [02:22.89]Oh-kay here's the situation [02:25.11]My parents went away on a week's vacation and [02:27.42]They left the keys to the brand new Porsche [02:30.05]Would they mind [02:31.48]Umm well of course not [02:33.54]I'll just take it for a little spin [02:35.61]And maybe show it off to a couple of friends [02:38.11] [02:38.61]I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood [02:40.92] [02:41.48]Well maybe I shouldn't [02:42.42]Yeah of course I should [02:44.67]Pay attention here's the thick of the plot [02:46.48]I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block [02:49.36]That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking [02:51.79]I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking [02:54.44] [02:55.44]You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions [02:57.69]I honked my horn just to get her attention [03:00.26]She said "Was that for me " [03:01.57]I said "Yeah" [03:02.13]She said "Why " [03:02.88]I said "Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy" [03:05.51] [03:06.32]She said "How do I know you're not sick [03:08.63]You could be some deranged lunatic" [03:11.02]I said "C'mon toots my name is the Prince [03:13.89]Beside would a lunatic have a Porsche like this " [03:16.77]She agreed and we were on our way [03:19.15]She was looking very good and so was I I must say - word [03:22.71]We hit McDonald's pulled into the drive [03:24.71]We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes [03:27.95]She kicked her shoes off onto the floor [03:30.14]She said "Drive fast speed turns me on" [03:33.14]She put her hand on my knee I put my foot on the gas [03:35.71]We almost got whiplash I took off so fast [03:38.58]The sun roof was open the music was high [03:41.21]And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh [03:44.01]She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far [03:46.77]I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car [03:49.89]We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche [03:51.95]And to make this long story short - short [03:54.95]When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell [03:57.83]I said "I don't have a license but I drive very well officer" [04:00.95]I almost had a heart attack that day [04:02.76]Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway [04:06.08]I was arrested the car was impounded [04:08.76]There was no way for me to avoid being grounded [04:11.51]My parents had to come off from vacation to get me [04:14.08]I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me [04:16.83]My parents walked in [04:17.95]I got my grip I said "Ah Mom Dad how was your trip " [04:22.14] [04:22.64]They didn't speak - I said "I want to plead my case" [04:25.14]But my father just shoved me in the car by my face [04:27.58]That was a hard ride home I don't know how I survived [04:30.27]They took turns - one would beat me while the other was driving [04:33.08]I can't believe it I just made a mistake [04:35.71]Well parents are the same no matter time nor place [04:38.33]So to you all the kids all across the land [04:41.08]Take it from me parents just don't understand