MY D**K-3OH!3

[00:01.68]E-e-e-very time I look at my d**k [00:04.71]****, ****, **** [00:07.29]Call me on the dog and bone [00:09.01]All you Yanks, that’s a telephone [00:11.03]Here have a look, just have a butcher’s [00:12.80]Northern Mancky, ****-muncher [00:14.57]My d**k’s bigger than your brother [00:16.24]Pu***ng twenty-five stone like your mother [00:18.06]My d**k’s bigger than Wales [00:19.67]And your d**k’s smaller than a mother****ing snail [00:21.89]Ma bite mec [00:23.32]Ca monte jusqu'a la tour [00:25.43]Ta bite mec [00:26.70]Ca voit meme pas le jour [00:29.79]My d**k like the Mississippi river [00:33.37]My d**k ask your b***h, what's for dinner? [00:36.70]Every time I look at my d**k, I'm like 'Holy shit, that's a big d**k' [00:43.83]And every time I look at your d**k, I'm like 'Holy shit, that's a small d**k' [00:49.95](Goddamn) [00:51.11]Every time I look at my d**k, I'm like 'Holy shit, that's a big d**k' [00:58.54]And every time I look at your d**k, I'm like 'Holy shit, that's a small d**k' [01:06.23]Yeah dog, it's mother****ing Kid Cuisine [01:08.05]My d**k gets bigger than Mr. Clean [01:09.71]So fresh you could swish it like Listerine [01:11.68]Your d**k look like Adam Levine [01:13.36]My d**k like Pinocchio nose [01:15.12]I lie and I just watch it grow [01:16.90]I hang low like trunk of Dumbo [01:18.66]While your d**k gets small like Frodo [01:22.02]Young Bob Barker in this mother****ing [01:23.28]Price looking right in this mother****ing [01:25.00]Big d**k Clark in this mother****ing [01:26.77]D**k look like a ****ing Nutter Butter [01:28.39]Got more wood than Barry Bonds [01:30.05]D**k so big, got a car alarm [01:31.78]D**k so big that it bought the farm [01:33.59]Your d**k's like Seth Rogen's arm [01:35.57]Coming through with a big wang [01:37.54]Doing things bigger than the big bang [01:39.46]Your d**k don't got no name [01:40.93]Your b***h call my d**k Ving Rhames [01:42.95]V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames [01:46.58]Every time I look at my d**k, I'm like 'Holy shit, that's a big d**k' [01:53.71]And every time I look at your d**k, I'm like 'Holy shit, that's a small d**k' [01:59.72](Goddamn) [02:00.89]Every time I look at my d**k, I'm like 'Holy shit, that's a big d**k' [02:07.16](Goddamn) [02:08.78]And every time I look at your d**k, I'm like 'Holy shit, that's a small d**k' [02:14.50](Goddamn) [02:16.17]Your d**k’s growing mold [02:19.71]My d**k shines like gold [02:23.53]Your d**k’s like the Pope [02:26.87]My d**k don’t get old [02:32.33]Every morning I wake up and cry [02:36.22]It’s too much d**k for one guy [02:39.51]But if I donated my shit to science [02:43.20]Mother****ers probably start a riot [02:48.96]Every time I look at my d**k, I'm like 'Holy shit, that's a big d**k' [02:55.03](Goddamn) [02:56.45]And every time I look at your d**k, I'm like 'Holy shit, that's a small d**k' [03:02.20](Goddamn) [03:03.37]Every time I look at my d**k, I'm like 'Holy shit, that's a big d**k' [03:09.79](Goddamn) [03:11.05]Every time I look at your d**k, I'm like 'Holy shit, that's a small d**k' [03:17.13](That's a small d**k)