What If God Smoked Cannabis? (LP Version)-Bob Rivers

[00:11.00]If God had long hair
如果上帝有着一头长发 [00:14.50]And a goatee
蓄着一把山羊胡 [00:17.00]And if his eyes looked pretty glazed
如果他看起来眼神呆滞 [00:21.00]If He looked spaced out
精神恍惚 [00:22.00]Would you buy his story?
你会相信他的话吗 [00:33.80]And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked“
哦天呐，他看起来烤过了” [00:39.00]And yeah, yeah, God He smells good“
哦天呐，他闻起来真香啊” [00:44.00]And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
“好耶“ [00:49.00]What if God smoked cannabis
如果上帝也抽**呢 [00:55.00]Hit the bung like some of us
就像我门中的一些人一样 [01:00.50]Drove a tie-dyed microbus
开着一辆扎染的面包车 [01:04.00]And he subscribed to Rolling Stone
他还订阅了滚石杂志 [01:12.00]When God made this place
在创世之初 [01:15.80]In the beginning
当上帝创造伊甸时 [01:17.50]Did He plant any seeds
他播撒了任何种子吗 [01:20.45]Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
或者他种在那儿留给亚当和夏娃 [01:26.45]So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
这样他们就会因饥饿而渴望 [01:31.65]Was always offering
蛇一直提供的苹果 [01:34.35]And yeah, yeah... God rolls great“
哦天呐，卷的真好” [01:39.60]And yeah, yeah, God he smells good“
哦天呐，闻着真棒” [01:44.50]And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
“好耶” [01:50.35]What if God smoked cannabis
如果上帝也抽大麻呢 [01:55.60]Do you suppose he had a buzz
当他创造鸭嘴兽的时候 [02:00.60]When he made the platypus
你觉得他是嗑嗨了吗 [02:05.00]When he created earth, our home
当他创造世界，我们的家园时 [02:10.25]Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
他会喜欢珍珠果酱乐队还是滚石乐队？ [02:15.50]And do you think He rolls His own
当上帝高坐在天堂的宝座上 [02:21.80]Up there in heaven on the throne
你觉得他会自己卷烟吗 [02:27.00]And when the saints go marching home
也许当圣人们回家时 [02:32.20]Maybe he just sit and smoke a bone
他只是抽着一根骨头