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[00:04.59](Bob Rivers:)
[00:12.41]Yo, yo
[00:13.34](Girl as Dina Rae:)
[00:13.51]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[00:16.12]Jingling all the way
[00:18.85]Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.A
[00:23.73](Bob Rivers as Eminem:)
[00:24.03]It's just a white Christmas (hell no my man)
[00:26.68]I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men
[00:29.37]You mean Santa, that boy's a *****
[00:32.12]He caught my mom 'Christmas evenin' tried to give her kiss
[00:34.93]Fo' real he's no joke, that guy don't play
[00:37.38]He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh
[00:39.98]Laughing all the way, but he's not laughing today
[00:42.58]Jingle more than his bells, even the elves with pay
[00:45.38]COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK'S A GONNER!
[00:48.33]We'll be snacking on deer, EATIN' Blitzen and Donor
[00:50.78]Not a question of when, not even a maybe
[00:53.49]Have a drunk Mrs. Clause saying, 'Jingling Baby!'
[00:56.25]Give a new meaning to 'ho, ho, ho'
[00:58.75]Shake that ass girl, bump your booty in the snow
[01:01.59]So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
[01:04.23]We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you (in the) cold
[01:06.99](Girl as Dina Rae:)
[01:07.24]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[01:09.72]Jingling all the way
[01:12.48]Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
[01:17.75]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[01:20.45]Jingling all the way
[01:23.30]Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.A
[01:28.01](Bob Rivers as Eminem:)
[01:28.31]Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
[01:30.96]Grab Rudolph's horns, see how far they bend
[01:33.86]When his horns turn red, his ass gets sent
[01:36.62]Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friend
[01:39.27]No, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice
[01:41.81]In fact, could have me listed as 'naughty' twice
[01:44.52]Not cuz' of the fight, or the Christmas gift hiest
[01:47.17]Because of the nog(cum), I left on his wife
[01:49.88]It's time for old nick to move and retire
[01:52.57]Or we roast his **** on a bigass fire
[01:55.23]Yes I'm that bad, Yes, I'm that crued
[01:58.08]I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
[02:00.63]All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick
[02:03.28]I mean, when's the last time you've seen your ****
[02:05.98]I don't mean to throw a fit and I'm not one to *****
[02:08.58]But every year I get underwear, socks, and ****
[02:11.38](Girl as Dina Rae:) (Bob Rivers as Eminem:)
[02:11.58]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[02:14.23]Jingling all the way
[02:16.99]Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
[02:22.22]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[02:25.03]Jingling all the way
[02:27.79]Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.A
[02:35.64](yo)
[02:35.90]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[02:39.01]Jingling all the way
[02:41.85]Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey
[02:46.32](yo, yo)
[02:47.57]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
[02:49.99]Jingling all the way
[02:52.69]Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.A