What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?-Bob Rivers

[00:04.59](Bob Rivers:) [00:12.41]Yo, yo [00:13.34](Girl as Dina Rae:) [00:13.51]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells [00:16.12]Jingling all the way [00:18.85]Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.A [00:23.73](Bob Rivers as Eminem:) [00:24.03]It's just a white Christmas (hell no my man) [00:26.68]I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men [00:29.37]You mean Santa, that boy's a ***** [00:32.12]He caught my mom 'Christmas evenin' tried to give her kiss [00:34.93]Fo' real he's no joke, that guy don't play [00:37.38]He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh [00:39.98]Laughing all the way, but he's not laughing today [00:42.58]Jingle more than his bells, even the elves with pay [00:45.38]COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK'S A GONNER! [00:48.33]We'll be snacking on deer, EATIN' Blitzen and Donor [00:50.78]Not a question of when, not even a maybe [00:53.49]Have a drunk Mrs. Clause saying, 'Jingling Baby!' [00:56.25]Give a new meaning to 'ho, ho, ho' [00:58.75]Shake that ass girl, bump your booty in the snow [01:01.59]So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll [01:04.23]We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you (in the) cold [01:06.99](Girl as Dina Rae:) [01:07.24]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells [01:09.72]Jingling all the way [01:12.48]Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey [01:17.75]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells [01:20.45]Jingling all the way [01:23.30]Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.A [01:28.01](Bob Rivers as Eminem:) [01:28.31]Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend [01:30.96]Grab Rudolph's horns, see how far they bend [01:33.86]When his horns turn red, his ass gets sent [01:36.62]Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friend [01:39.27]No, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice [01:41.81]In fact, could have me listed as 'naughty' twice [01:44.52]Not cuz' of the fight, or the Christmas gift hiest [01:47.17]Because of the nog(cum), I left on his wife [01:49.88]It's time for old nick to move and retire [01:52.57]Or we roast his **** on a bigass fire [01:55.23]Yes I'm that bad, Yes, I'm that crued [01:58.08]I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude [02:00.63]All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick [02:03.28]I mean, when's the last time you've seen your **** [02:05.98]I don't mean to throw a fit and I'm not one to ***** [02:08.58]But every year I get underwear, socks, and **** [02:11.38](Girl as Dina Rae:) (Bob Rivers as Eminem:) [02:11.58]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells [02:14.23]Jingling all the way [02:16.99]Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey [02:22.22]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells [02:25.03]Jingling all the way [02:27.79]Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.A [02:35.64](yo) [02:35.90]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells [02:39.01]Jingling all the way [02:41.85]Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey [02:46.32](yo, yo) [02:47.57]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells [02:49.99]Jingling all the way [02:52.69]Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.A