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[00:09.88]The sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand
碧空本非碧蓝 大海也没你想的那么大 [00:11.82]And string theory is easy to understand
弦理论其实很好懂 [00:14.46]The grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright
青草不是青的 太阳并不明亮 [00:16.57]Healthcare will be resolved overnight
医疗会一夜发生巨变 [00:19.39]The world isn't round, and the Buddha's not Zen
世界不是圆的 佛陀不是禅宗 [00:21.37]And we both have really good taste in men
我们对男人的品味都不错 [00:23.80]And there really is a Black Forest land
也真的存在黑森林之地 [00:26.22]Where everyone gets all their ham...
在那里每个人都拥有自己的火腿 [00:29.37]And I swear, I ******' swear
而我发誓 我指天为誓 [00:34.04][01:31.26]I didn't Google you...
我从来没在谷歌上搜过你 [00:37.17][01:36.80]Okay, I did, I admit it
好吧 我搜过的 我承认 [00:39.17]It was so easy to do
这很简单 [00:41.64]7, 008 results
有7008条结果 [00:44.29]And I know everything about you
我了解你的每个细节 [00:46.54]You're not a *** offender
你不是性侵犯 [00:48.91]But you failed home ec in 1997
1997年时你没通过家政课 [00:51.37]It really isn't that weird
这也没多奇怪 [00:53.72]Come on, we're all adults here...
不是吗 我们都是成年人了 [00:58.80][01:58.14][02:28.43]Everybody Googles each other
每个人都会谷歌别人 [01:00.42][01:59.96][02:29.87]Everybody does their Facebook research
每个人都在脸书上搜来搜去 [01:02.42][02:02.25][02:31.99]It's how we get to know one another
我们就是这样了解彼此 [01:04.92]To make sure that we don't get raped.
确保自己不会受侵犯 [01:07.14]I don't have any mental disorder
我的精神很正常 [01:09.00]And I don't spend my weekends watching "Law & Order"
我也没有整周末整周末地看法律与秩序 [01:11.81]It takes forever to get in my pants
还总要为穿进裤子鞠躬尽瘁 [01:13.86]This old-fashioned girl likes romance
这个保守的姑娘喜欢浪漫 [01:16.46]I am not fearful of being alone
我不怕独处 [01:18.46]And Zack Morris had a really small phone
扎克莫里斯的手机可真小 [01:21.19]Ring ring ring r-ring ring r-ring ring
零零零零零 [01:23.43]Cell phones in the '80s...
那是八十年代的手机 [01:26.76]And I swear, **** ******' swear
我发誓 我指天为誓 [01:38.99]And I know that you Googled me too
但我知道你肯定也谷歌过我 [01:41.17]How else would you have known
否则你怎么知道 [01:43.83]That my dog contracted herpes?
我的狗染上过疱疹 [01:45.88]Sing it again, 'cause this melody
再唱一遍吧 这支曲调 [01:48.36]Feels really good to sing
唱起来的感觉可真好啊 [01:50.63]Stop pretending it's taboo
别假装这是什么禁忌 [01:53.10]Like masturbation in the '50s...
像五十年代的自慰者 [02:04.12]To make sure that you're not in porn.
确保你不是情色作品的主角 [02:06.92]I do not mean to be jealous already
我不是故意嫉妒 [02:08.76]But who is that girl in those pictures? She's pretty
但那张照片里的女孩儿是谁？可真好看 [02:11.19]I think you may have dated her
我猜你跟她约过会吧 [02:13.46]Or maybe she's your lesbian friend
或者你会说她是你的蕾丝小伙伴 [02:16.15]I see that you got really drunk on your birthday
我看到你在生日的时候酩酊大醉 [02:18.29]Was it sadness-related, or were you just thirsty?
是你太伤心了吗 还只是口渴 [02:21.01]I do not mean to make judgments now
我现在不打算做评判 [02:23.21]But if we date, some things will have to change...
但如果我们开始约会 有些事必须改变 [02:34.17]To make sure that you don't have cats.
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