The Noisy Eater-The Avalanches/Biz Markie/Jean-Michel Bernard

[00:00.682] (Wake up everybody, get up!) [00:03.244] Munch! Munch! [00:11.722] Once upon a time, I was a noisy eater [00:18.695] Biz Markie:I'm hungry, I want something to eat [00:20.822] Something with a crunch and very sweet [00:23.498] Just woke up so you know the scenario [00:25.723] I'm craving cereal like Cheerios [00:28.010] Maybe frosted flakes, I might munch [00:30.298] But what popped in my mind is Captain Crunch [00:32.724] So I went to the kitchen to freak my choice [00:34.932] In my stomach I heard a voice [00:37.315] It said: "Please feed me, my tank is on empty [00:39.698] I'm seeing things, so please don't tempt me" [00:42.031] So I said "okay", and got my bowl [00:44.339] Got my milk and cereal, made sure it was cold [00:46.901] Sat down at the table and said my grace [00:49.188] Because I knew what was about to take place [00:51.537] "Yum yum, eat 'em up", my belly said [00:53.768] The crunches so loud errbody jumped out they bed! [00:56.459] Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly [01:00.193] He got ju-ju eyeballs, he's one holy roller [01:05.398] He's got... [01:18.487] Crunch! [01:21.006] Did you ever know a noisy eater? [01:25.913] Aauuuuuuuuuuuu! [01:28.921] Now it's lunchtime, and I'm hungry again [01:31.213] I don't know where I should begin [01:33.395] Maybe I'll get some super salmon, mmm that's good [01:36.122] I don't want no chicken, it tastes like wood [01:38.508] But I have to have some chips, ones that crunch [01:40.612] So you can hear me go 'munch, munch, munch' [01:43.139] Some old lady tapped me on the shoulder out of a crowd [01:45.299] And said "Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud!" [01:47.919] Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly [01:52.780] He got ju-ju eyeballs. he's one holy roller [01:56.940] He's got... [01:58.236] Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me, um [02:02.420] Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me [02:16.252] Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly [02:20.129] He got ju-ju eyeballs. He's one holy roller [02:24.432] He's got... [02:32.776] Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud! [02:35.022] Yum, yum, yum, yum yum [02:44.158] Mmm, that's good! [02:46.711] They all thought I had stopped [02:48.827] And where's the gravy? [02:51.212] No matter!