Don't Be Nice-Watsky

[00:03.379] Don't be nice [00:04.367] Don't be nice [00:05.296] Don't be nice [00:06.295] Don't be nice [00:07.223] Don't be nice [00:08.176] Don't be nice [00:09.148] Don't be nice [00:10.132] Don't be nice [00:11.145] Don't be nice [00:12.142] Don't be nice [00:13.075] Don't be nice [00:14.040] Don't be nice [00:15.437] My policy is to call em as I see em, no filler [00:17.500] Quality people lift me up like the Coliseum pillars [00:19.018] Don't be nice [00:20.039] Don't be nice [00:20.916] Don't be nice [00:21.873] Don't be nice [00:22.805] Don't be nice [00:23.773] Don't be nice [00:24.802] Don't be nice [00:25.739] Don't be nice [00:26.839] Some go from pitching religion to sipping on kombucha [00:29.038] Politicians switching positions like it's the Kama Sutra [00:30.906] Don't be nice [00:31.771] Don't be nice [00:32.659] Don't be nice [00:33.618] Don't be nice [00:34.548] Our narcissism has got us caught up like bars in prison [00:36.543] Claim we're winning gargling seven d!cks and a jar of jizzum [00:38.693] Your momma's a true beauty [00:40.800] Butt makes me weep, I call it a "boo-hooty" [00:42.762] Truly a hot mom [00:44.776] Other moms are doing their squats wrong [00:46.588] And if you don't dig it when I spit it like an open spigot and I'm doing my duty [00:49.462] To drop bombs [00:50.575] Visit w-w.kisswatsky'sgluteusmaximus.com [00:54.342] False modesty is a guilty habit [00:56.500] Some people simply have it [00:57.485] But the fact is I would not have spent a decade doing this [00:59.453] If I did not believe I was at least tiny bit ridiculously filthy at it [01:02.219] Wrote a book to branch out [01:04.127] After tour let's have a singalong and camp out [01:05.953] 'Cause I came here for a single reason [01:06.882] And that's for friendship [01:07.817] And for drinking til I can't count—now [01:08.975] [01:09.694] If you're Jesus then we break bread [01:11.563] If you're Beavis then we butt heads [01:13.322] If you're a butthead, or a fake friend [01:14.982] I smack ya back to Hollywood enough said [01:17.962] Skin cream jars [01:20.109] Thin teen stars [01:21.725] Wanna hear a laugher? [01:23.559] A white rapper walks into 16 bars [01:25.475] I am large, I contain multitudes [01:27.657] I'm in charge of a strange cult of dudes [01:29.596] Infinity versions of me in parallel universes from total teddy bear to ultra rude [01:33.277] True, I don't measure power by bravado, libido [01:35.072] Or by popping bottles with Hefner in the grotto in speedos [01:36.981] I'm never sharing my moscato if you suck like mosquito [01:39.023] So “open up” said the taco to the burrito, motherf-ucker [01:40.852] [01:41.228] Don't be nice, don't be nice [01:43.064] Drop all the f-uckery, stop it you ugly ignoramus [01:44.939] Don't be nice, don't be—rude and brainless [01:46.940] Don't be—super basic [01:47.959] Don't—move if you're contagious [01:48.851] Don't be nice—la-la-la-la-la [01:50.987] Don't be nice—I'm not listening [01:52.757] Don't be nice, don't be nice [01:54.531] Got nothing nice to say then—don't be nice [01:56.494] Gather the wicked to sacrifice [01:57.552] Sucking the d!ck of the antichrist [01:58.469] Kicking the bucket is vital to life I know that's the price [02:00.603] Don't be—candy striped [02:01.463] Don't be—parasites [02:02.255] Don't—do me dirty [02:03.217] Don't—think you're worthy [02:04.076] Don't—hurt me [02:04.980] Mercy is not a courtesy currently that occurs to me [02:06.998] I turn up eternally, you will not stop it [02:08.744] True—my crew hotter than hot pockets [02:10.387] (This dude Watsky too c-ocky, let's c-ock block it) [02:12.385] We do what we do because it's true to us [02:14.399] While few puppets in suits up at the top profit [02:15.978] And if you got a new coup then I do not knock it [02:18.137] But I bukkake your Bugati with snot rockets