Hardcore Max 2-Smosh

[00:07.42]MAX! [00:15.1]Max had a car that's really sweet [00:16.78]Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks [00:18.64]Not just that but it chafs his neck [00:20.48]And he thinks it's stupid as heck [00:22.59]Max! Max! Max! [00:25.68]Max has got a car! [00:27.24]Yeah, a car! [00:29.2]A two door freakin' car! [00:31.14]It's fast! It's fast! [00:33.15]It's really freakin' fast! [00:35.6]And, it is, really badass! [00:38.65]Max doesn't stop at stop signs [00:40.17]Cause they're retarded [00:41.90]What is that smell [00:43.12]I'm smelling? [00:44.13]He just farted [00:45.83]Never signals while changing lanes [00:47.64]Drives with no hands cause he's insane [00:49.46]And if you think that is absurd [00:51.34]He'll turn to you and flip a bird [00:53.23]Max! Max! Max! [00:56.35]Max has got a car! [00:57.97]Yeah, a car! [00:59.70]A two door freakin' car! [01:01.55]It has, gold rims! [01:03.78]They are really sick! [01:05.58]Yeah, like, Max! [01:07.41]Max is really sick! [01:08.96]He talks on his cell phone [01:10.59]He doesn't use a bluetooth [01:12.60]And if you dent his car [01:14.48]He'll hit your face like Babe Ruth [01:16.27]Uses the most expensive gas [01:17.99]His driving skills are unsurpassed [01:19.65]Does doughnuts every chance he gets [01:21.60]He's even cooler than Pete Wentz [01:23.79]Max! Max! Max! [01:26.80]Max has got a car! [01:28.36]Yeah, a car! [01:30.24]A two door freakin' car! [01:32.21]He will, get his, license in six months [01:36.8]But now, he has, a provisional license [01:39.52]Wait! [01:40.31]He only has his provisional driver's license? [01:42.86]But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times! [01:45.43]What!? [01:46.85]His mom's been in the back seat the whole time? [01:49.12]So she's condoning these illegal activities!? [01:51.98]Shame on you, Max's mom! Shame! [01:54.8]Max! [01:55.18]Look out! [01:55.99]A cliff! [01:56.77]Right in front of you! [01:58.37]Yeah! [01:59.47]A cliff! [02:00.45]A big ass freakin' cliff! [02:02.17]Crap! [02:03.50]You are, flying off a cliff! [02:05.95]I hope, you are, wearing your seatbelt! [02:09.81]Oh and he's not wearing his seatbelt [02:13.3]I guess he didn't like how it felt [02:16.83]Now he's broken his manly legs [02:20.66]Max, hope you won't repeat the same mistakes [02:25.71]MAX!