The Stereotypes Song-Your Favorite Martian

[00:01.10]I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous [00:04.39]So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this [00:09.06]I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn [00:14.59]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes [00:22.15]Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl [00:27.86]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes [00:34.61]I love those fat Americans. [00:36.80]You know they're so obnoxious [00:38.44]They're always eating burgers. [00:40.03]They're always holding shotguns. [00:41.72]And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. [00:45.08]They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on. [00:48.35]Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role. [00:51.44]You've got to go big like an Israeli nose. [00:54.77]If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy [00:57.70]They're out of control like a Chinese driver. [01:01.61]I love the Middle East, but how do they handle [01:04.58]Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels. [01:07.79]I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but [01:10.91]They're always high, so don't let them fool ya. [01:14.50]And I love them Puerto Ricans, [01:17.80]Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend. [01:21.72]I'm just joking. If you didn't know then [01:24.59]You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. [01:28.32]I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn [01:34.04]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes [01:41.63]Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl [01:47.08]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes [01:54.55]Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell [01:57.25]If you love the outback redneck Australians, [02:00.52]And the crooked teeth of an English dude [02:03.70]Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. [02:07.58]And how could anyone hate the French. [02:10.54]Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits. [02:13.74]Brazilian girls is what you want, [02:17.39] [02:21.37]I love Africans, but hold up a second. [02:24.04]National Geographic says they're all butt-naked. [02:27.22]Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes. [02:30.35]They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose. [02:33.47]Uh oh! They're all on my checklist, [02:37.20]Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. [02:40.46]They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, [02:43.63]Then your brain is small like a Korean's *****. [02:47.73]I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn [02:53.44]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes [03:00.93]Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl [03:06.52]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes [03:13.75]I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. [03:17.14]I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. [03:20.58]I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. [03:23.92]I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. [03:29.75]They hump sheep. [03:32.72]They hump sheep. [03:36.05]They hump sheep. [03:40.41]I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn [03:46.32]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes [03:53.95]Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl [03:59.55]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes [04:06.45]I’m just playing. You know I love you guys. [04:09.73]But seriously don’t hump any sheep. [04:13.26]