Wifi (Skit)-Tech N9ne

[00:00.40]Wifi (Skit)
Wifi (小剧场) [00:01.00]So, me and Krizz Kaliko check into our uh...
我和Krizz Kaliko入住巴黎的... [00:02.34]Hotel in Paris, France.
法国巴黎的酒店 [00:04.21]We were there for the first time, you know, it's in 2010
那是2010年我们第一次去那儿 [00:07.07]And our hotel was so ******* rinkydink
结果那破酒店寒酸得要命 [00:10.34]That when we checked in our room -- it was so small
房间小到开门就能看见—— [00:12.05]That you open the front door to our room and you could see,
推开房门直接能看到 [00:15.08]Hold up --
等等—— [00:15.30](Police sirens wail)
(警笛声响起) [00:17.52]You could see the ***** at the front desk.
前台那家伙就在眼前 [00:20.00]He was like, you just open the door and he was right there.
开门那瞬间他就在正对面 [00:22.34]So Krizz Kaliko goes and asks the ***** like,
于是Krizz Kaliko过去问那家伙 [00:24.50]Uh, ey man, y'all got the WiFi?
"嘿老兄 你们有WiFi吗" [00:25.96]And the dude was like "wh- WiFi? WiFi? I dunno, WiFi?"
对方一脸懵"WiFi？什么WiFi？" [00:29.94]"You know, WiFi man, you got WiFi? WiFi code?"
"就是无线网 有WiFi密码吗" [00:32.20]He's like "WiFi? No, we don't have WiFi."
他说"WiFi？我们没WiFi" [00:34.67]He's like "you know, like internet, like phone"
"就是手机上网那种" [00:36.67]And he's like"ohhh, Weefee, Weefee, yeah we got Weefee."
他突然开窍"哦~微费 我们有微费"