Tell Me Lies About Manchester-Cabbage

[00:18.492]I'm John The Postman's nephew [00:23.021]I'm Steven Hanley's niece [00:27.456]And I'm a secret special agent [00:32.282]With the Levenshulme Police [00:36.807]Shaun Ryder is my cousin [00:41.545]Rowetta rubs my feet [00:46.003]And my dad built Abergaldies [00:50.604]The cat food was mine to eat [00:55.249]So stick my legs in Joe Bloggs flares [00:59.967]And tell me lies about Manchester [01:04.274]Oh tell me lies about Manchester [01:08.568] [01:27.765]I once saw the *** Pistols [01:32.377]At the Lesser Free Trade Hall [01:36.652]I don't think much to the Gallagher's songs [01:41.752]I could have wrote them all [01:46.011]I've had a pint with every person [01:50.605]Who's ever played in The Fall [01:55.149]And I've had numerous trials for City [01:59.761]'Cos I am mega on the ball [02:04.426]So fill my ears with a Hacienda classic [02:09.751]Stick my legs in Joe Bloggs Flares [02:13.596]And tell me lies about Manchester [02:17.941]Oh tell me lies about Manchester [02:24.152] [02:59.366]John Henshaw is my role model [03:04.270]I've looked for Eric twice [03:08.313]I give money to the homeless [03:13.021]And get back through bags of spice [03:17.871]I wrote the Manifesto [03:22.445]In Chethams with Karl Marx [03:26.966]And my bulldog has had a shih tzu, yeah [03:32.041]In every single park [03:36.172]So coat my eyes in Voodoo Rays [03:41.428]Fill my ears with a Hacienda classic [03:46.207]Stick my legs in Joe Bloggs flares [03:50.190]And tell me lies about Manchester [03:54.693]Oh tell me lies about Manchester [03:59.434] [04:36.269]So I stop and click my fingers [04:40.991]When things are going well [04:45.364]I've been backstage at the Apollo [04:49.670]Bare tales that I could tell [04:54.625]I get the best designer clobber dead cheap at Cheetham Hill [05:03.823]The Piccadilly Rats are the ones who created the ecstasy pill [05:13.004]So fill my nose with Albanian whiff [05:18.211]Coat my eyes in Voodoo Rays [05:22.575]Fill my ears with a Hacienda classic [05:27.736]Stick my legs in Joe Bloggs flares and tell me lies about Manchester [05:35.933]Oh tell me lies about Manchester [05:40.500]Oh tell me lies about Manchester [05:45.500]Oh tell me lies about Manchester [05:51.000] [06:27.500]Tell me lies [06:28.000]Oh tell me lies [06:28.500]Tell me sweet little lies [06:33.000]Tell me sweet little lies [06:36.500]Oh tell me lies [06:38.000]Tell me sweet little lies [06:41.500]Tell me sweet little lies