The Naval Medley-Monty Python

[00:00.000] 作词 : John Du Prez/Eric Idle [00:01.000] 作曲 : John Du Prez/Eric Idle [00:12]Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? [00:16]And isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? [00:20]It's swell to have a stiffy [00:22]It's divine to own a dick [00:24]From the tiniest little tadger [00:26]To the world's biggest prick [00:28]So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas [00:32]Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake [00:36]Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend [00:39]Your Percy, or your cock [00:40]You can wrap it up in ribbons [00:42]You can slip it in your sock [00:44]But don't take it out in public [00:46]Or they will stick you in the dock [00:48]And you won't come back [00:52]It's fun to own your own vagina [00:57]It's great to have your friendly thatch [01:01]Your minge, your twat, your kitty cat [01:05]Your nest, your nasty or your snatch [01:09]It's great to have a monkey furrow [01:13]Your finger pie, your lunchbox or your catch [01:17]Your cameltoe, your bearded clam [01:19]Your bottom at the front [01:21]Your monkey minge [01:22]Your muffin [01:23]Or your old Sir Berkely Hunt [01:25]Your honeypot, your hairy friend [01:27]But never call it "cunt" [01:29]Or we won't come back [01:37]Isn't it awfully nice to own a bottom [01:41]Isn't it frightfully good to have an arse [01:45]It's swell to own a tushy [01:47]It's divine to have a scut [01:49]From the skinniest little buttocks [01:51]To the worlds largest butt [01:53]Three cheers for your posterior or anus [01:58]Hooray for your lovely sit-upon [02:02]Your fundament, your fanny, your cheeky little dear [02:06]Your rump, your hauch, your hams [02:08]Your stern, your fanny or your rear [02:10]But be careful how you handle it or you'll be caught, I fear [02:13]And you won't come back [02:18]Company, by the right...dress! [02:22]Squad... camp it... HUP! [02:26]My goodness me [02:27]I am in a bad temper today, all right [02:30]Two, three, damn, damn [02:32]Two, three, I'm vexed and ratty [02:34]Two, three, and hopping mad, stamp, stamp [02:37]Oooh, get her, whoops [02:39]I've got your number, ducky [02:42]Well, you couldn't afford me, dear, two, three [02:45]I'll scratch your eyes out, two, three [02:48]Meow! Two, three [02:50]Don't come the rear admiral with us, dear [02:53]We all know where you've been, you royal naval fairy, two, three [02:59]Left, right, left, right [03:01]Mother's kissing us tonight [03:03]Whoops, don't look now, girls [03:05]The captain's just minced in with a dolly little seaman, two, three [03:10]Oooooh, two, three [03:12]Hello, sailor!