Highly Illogical-Leonard Nimoy

[00:00.000] 作词 : Charles R. Grean/Fred Hertz [00:01.000] 作曲 : Charles R. Grean/Fred Hertz [00:06.07]From far beyond the Galaxies, I’ve journeyed to this place [00:10.41]to study the behavior patterns of the human race [00:15.44]And I find them, highly illogical [00:19.06] [00:23.24]Girl meets boy, they fall in love [00:26.00]She says “He’s everything she’s dreamed of” [00:29.61]But one day they married [00:30.94]before he’s aware [00:32.89]She changes his habits [00:34.37]the way he combs his hair [00:36.10]She changes him to someone he’s never been [00:39.27]And then complains, he’s not my goal of man ! [00:42.85]Now, really, [00:44.36]I find this most illogical ! [00:46.82] [00:50.17]Take the case of your automobiles, [00:53.12]Greatest invention since man discovered wheels [00:56.61]Hydramatic overdrive four-on-the-floor [01:00.15]Pushbutton windows ,pushbutton doors [01:03.49]Double barreled carburetors rush you anyplace [01:06.50]But you never can find a parking space [01:10.11]Highly illogical [01:13.75]Take the case of modern man [01:16.80]He works all his life gives it all he can [01:20.17]Saves all his money works overtime [01:23.16]Pinches every penny banks every dime [01:27.19]All he can think about is money but you know [01:30.55]That he can't take it with him where he's going to go [01:33.70]Now I find that fascinatingly illogical [01:38.96]Now is the time to journey home to tell of what I've learned [01:43.22]My people I believe have every right to be concerned [01:47.28]For in spite of computers and advanced psychology [01:51.36]Behavior patterns are still a mystery [01:54.57]I predict the future of this earthly human race [01:58.00]Is that having made a mess of earth they'll move to outer space [02:02.39]Well, there goes the neighborhood [02:07.18]Totally, [02:08.55]completely, [02:10.16]absolutely, [02:11.62]irrevocably, [02:13.03]highly illogical