Pirelli's Miracle Elixir-Various Artists

[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim [00:01.000] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim [00:14.81](Toby)Ladies and gentlemen
女士们先生们 [00:16.01]May I have your attention, please?
看这里，谢谢 [00:20.35]Do you wake every morning in shame and despair
你们每天早晨是不是伴随羞愧和绝望而醒来 [00:22.15]To discover your pillow is covered with hair
只是惧怕看到枕头上那一根根落发 [00:25.41]What ought not to be there?
或者是其他不该在那的东西 [00:27.47]Well, ladies and gentlemen
这就对了，女士们先生们 [00:29.12]From now on, you can waken at ease
从现在起你就能轻松起床了 [00:31.49]You need never again have a worry or care
你再也不用担心惧怕这东西了 [00:33.25]I will show you a miracle, marvelous rare
我要给你们展示一个奇迹 [00:37.27]Gentlemen, you are about to see something what rose from the dead!
睁大眼睛看好了死而复生的奇迹 [00:43.01]On the top of my head!
就在我脑袋上！ [00:47.13]'Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
皮瑞利的神奇药剂 [00:50.75]That's what did the trick, sir
我没给您们耍把戏 [00:52.53]True, sir, true
这是真的，是真的 [00:54.40]Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir?
是不是卓有成效？是不是药到病除？ [00:57.82]Just like an elixir ought to do
这就是神奇药剂该有的效果 [01:01.69]How about a bottle, mister?
来一瓶吧，女士 [01:03.54]Only costs a penny, guaranteed
只花一分钱，保证有效 [01:08.85]Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir?
药剂是不是在刺激头皮？ [01:12.26]You can have my oath, sir
你可以像我的头发一样 [01:14.02]'Tis unique
一头独特秀发 [01:15.88]Rub a minute
只要拿手揉一分钟 [01:17.63]Stimulating, i'n it?
是不是非常厉害？ [01:19.41]Soon you'll have to thin it
等你们用久了以后 [01:21.13]Once a week!
可以改为一周用一次！ [01:23.23](Todd)Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?
不好意思，这是什么臭味，女士？ [01:25.04](Lovett)Are we standing in an open trench?
我们是不是站在了臭水沟旁？ [01:26.85](Todd)Must be standing near an open trench
我们肯定是站在了臭水沟旁 [01:27.85](Lovett)Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stench?
对不起，先生，这到底为什么这么臭？ [01:28.55](Toby)Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
买一瓶皮瑞利神奇药剂吧 [01:31.96]Anything more slick, sir
头发越来越光滑锃亮 [01:33.72]Soon sprouts curls
美丽的卷发 [01:35.51]Try Pirelli's
快试试皮瑞利神奇药剂 [01:37.31]When they see how thick, sir
让他们看看你浓密的头发 [01:39.03]You can have your pick, sir
女孩们都会 [01:40.78]Of the girls
爱上你 [01:42.74]Want to buy a bottle, misses?
来一瓶吧，小姐 [01:44.24](Todd)What is this?
这是啥？ [01:44.75](Lovett)What is this?
这是啥？ [01:45.86](Todd)Smells like piss
闻起来像童子尿 [01:46.85](Lovett)Smells like...EW!
闻起来像...呕 [01:47.96](Todd)Looks like piss!
看起来像尿 [01:49.74](Lovett)Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!
小姐，如果我是你的话连碰都不碰！ [01:50.93](Todd)This is piss, piss with ink
这就是一瓶尿，还掺了点酒精 [01:51.88](Toby)Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir!
快让皮瑞利激活你的头皮无尽潜能！ [01:53.58](Todd)Keep it off your boots, sir
可别让这东西碰上你的鞋子 [01:54.57]Eats right throught
扔了就对了 [01:55.54](Toby)Yes, get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it
快买皮瑞利吧，一瓶一瓶的买 [01:57.44]Ladies seem to love it
小姐们都爱它 [01:58.41](Lovett)Flies do, too
苍蝇也爱它