Man Ain't Like A Dog Skit-Djay

[00:00.32]See [00:01.57]man ain't like a dog. [00:04.22]And when I say "man," [00:06.40]I'm talking about man as in mankind, [00:08.28]not man as in men. [00:10.26]Because men, [00:11.93]well, we a lot like a dog. [00:13.88]You know, we like to piss on things. [00:17.63]Sniff a ***** when we can. [00:20.05]Even get a little pink hard on the way they do. [00:23.44]We territorial as ****, [00:24.44]you know,we gonna protect our own. [00:27.11]But man, [00:29.57]he know about death. [00:32.62]Got him a sense of history. [00:34.75]Got religion. [00:37.12]See [00:38.52]a dog, man, [00:40.70]a dog don't know **** about no birthdays or Christmas [00:43.86]or Easter bunny, none of that ****. [00:47.38]And one day God gonna come calling, [00:49.04]so, you know, they going through life carefree. [00:51.26]But people like you and me, man, we, we always guessing. [00:55.31]Wondering, "What if?" You know what I mean? [01:00.19]So when you say to me, [01:01.76]"Hey, I don't think we should be doing this," ” [01:04.13]I gotta say, baby, I don't think we need to be doing this neither, [01:06.90]but we ain't gonna get no move on in this world, lying around in the sun, [01:10.37]licking our ass all day. [01:12.55]I mean, we man. [01:14.43]I mean, you a woman and all, but we man. [01:18.47]So with this said, [01:22.22]you tell me what it is you wanna do with your life [01:40.37]I don't know. [01:42.95]I mean, I guess I could, like... [01:44.58]Hold up a second [01:50.01]What's happening with you, man? [01:54.94]You like what you see, huh? [01:59.88]Look here, baby, it break down like this: [02:02.94]Twenty in the front, 40 in the back. [02:06.93]Hello? [02:10.56]Why don't you walk over there and explain it to that ************.