Lil Don 小当家-DDM

[00:00.000] 作词 : Ghost Digga/Pork Don/PUOS [00:02.615] [00:03.791] [00:04.127]Produced by Daaikylyn [00:05.127] [00:05.415]Mixed by Daaikylyn [00:06.567] [00:06.799]Ghost Digga: [00:09.879] [00:11.791]一二三四五个，门外排了长队 [00:14.511] [00:14.663]自从调整配方，顾客已经翻倍 [00:17.359] [00:17.495]原来寥寥几位，都说我的菜反胃 [00:20.575] [00:20.663]吃霸王餐不给钱还砸了我的碗柜 [00:23.423] [00:23.535]尝试换了调味，刺激你们的味蕾 [00:26.343] [00:26.479]居然把我做的菜的照片传到北美 [00:29.311] [00:29.439]下面留言评价都是说太到位 [00:32.151] [00:32.255]找我加盟连锁，只能先说收费 [00:35.207] [00:35.431]节目采访我说祖传秘方从不外传 [00:38.239] [00:38.367]只能告诉你们第一步请牢记再三 [00:41.199] [00:41.319]往锅里面倒凉水，别倒的太满 [00:43.991] [00:44.087]斜下四十五度角，注意也别太慢~~~ [00:48.440] [00:48.608]Pork Don: [00:49.864] [00:49.968]大家好，我是锅包肉 [00:51.432] [00:51.720]这两天发生了一次非常不愉快的就餐经历 [00:54.584] [00:54.744]在这儿说给你们听 [00:56.752] [00:57.630]嘿，嘿，今天家里的肉正好吃完 [01:01.831] [01:01.935]出门迪点儿盘顺便准备吃个晚饭 [01:04.888] [01:05.143]走进这家店，准备充满我的胃 [01:07.799] [01:07.951]却看到刘仪伟，正往锅里浇水 [01:10.751] [01:10.975]定睛一看，原来不是一个人 [01:13.855] [01:13.975]这个老板秃头还有好多纹身 [01:16.807] [01:16.951]老板，我要锅包肉和石锅拌饭 [01:19.527] [01:19.711]吃完之后还要回家欣赏劲盘 [01:22.695] [01:22.887]等了一小时还没开始上菜 [01:25.695] [01:25.807]老板做了好几遍还是感觉不太痛快 [01:28.750] [01:28.885]一个菜要做五份选最好的来 [01:31.485] [01:31.677]妈妈，我感觉他在瞎掰 [01:34.629] [01:34.821]锅包肉做的好像糖醋里脊 [01:37.429] [01:37.549]石锅饭除了鸡蛋还有鸡蛋皮 [01:40.421] [01:40.533]但我觉得还是先要填饱肚皮 [01:43.237] [01:43.357]谁知几口下肚马上就要窜稀 [01:46.301] [01:46.437]掀开马桶里面竟然有个西瓜 [01:49.397] [01:49.501]老板说节能冰镇非常好吃哒 [01:52.461] [01:52.573]我流下眼泪今天必须好好说 [01:55.037] [01:55.173]不然老子吃石锅拌饭，你吃石锅 [01:58.357] [01:58.469]Ghost Digga: [01:59.437](诶，诶，诶，停一下，停一下，我得说几句啊) [02:03.415] [02:03.503]嘿，我的兄弟，你说的有点太多 [02:07.271] [02:07.311]我倒进去的凉水他们一样在喝 [02:09.927] [02:10.015]拜托，你不也一样，一定是太渴 [02:13.160] [02:13.247]请别在我门口喧哗，就是店大宰客 [02:16.103] [02:16.175]你没有 freestyle 还敢在这 diss 一道 [02:18.975] [02:19.080]勇气确实可嘉，着实出乎意料 [02:21.752] [02:21.879]我看你有纹身，是不是不敢洗澡 [02:25.071] [02:25.167]怕贴的不结实，一搓就被洗掉 [02:27.727] [02:27.815]你点的锅包肉，我就是不太会做 [02:30.902] [02:30.991]做的就是糖醋里脊，你说的没错 [02:33.703] [02:33.815]你手里拿的打口 CD 穿的外贸尾货 [02:36.551] [02:36.679]没钱吃饭，我做好的菜也不能退货 [02:39.831] [02:39.918]请你不要试图在我这里寻衅滋事 [02:42.678] [02:42.750]真心劝你立刻准备一个挨揍姿势 [02:45.719] [02:45.815]如果你有工作，请准备好辞职 [02:48.831] [02:48.975]马就很难再去你的四肢 [02:51.799]PUOS: [02:51.871] [02:52.255]嘿 你们两个瓜货在这啰嗦撒子 [02:55.683] [02:55.820]老子警车刚刚撞了一部雷克萨斯 [02:58.740] [02:58.884]正赶到火气上 接到举报 这儿有人闹事 [03:01.988] [03:02.204]管你社会超得好凶 今天给我老实 [03:05.172] [03:05.268]纹身的兄弟伙 莫看我普通话撇 [03:08.068] [03:08.164]老子一身正气身轻如燕从来不信邪 [03:10.948] [03:11.044]胖娃儿给我看哈儿 你手里拿的碟 [03:13.596] [03:13.732]如果是黄色 暴力 非法出版 欢迎来到警察局 [03:16.796] [03:16.900]请你们考虑清楚 迅速立即给老子爬开 [03:19.684] [03:19.764]不然我来请 [03:22.636] [03:22.724]老板这份糖醋排骨看倒有点安逸 [03:25.708] [03:25.836]给我弄一份儿来试试 你们最好保持安静 [03:28.621] [03:28.860]音响给我开起 [03:31.580] [03:31.732]一边听歌一边吃肉 生活才有意思 [03:34.612] [03:34.748]我维持正义 每天给你一顿drop the beat [03:37.660] [03:37.764]只会说川普 川普是美国总统踢你屁儿 [03:42.415] [04:06.917]Pork Don: [04:08.493]大家好，我是锅包肉 [04:09.765] [04:10.021]后来我和警察叔叔一起吃完了 [04:12.622] [04:12.757]长得像糖醋里脊的糖醋排骨 [04:14.805] [04:14.973]但当我回到家，却发现我买的说唱全都不见了 [04:19.697] [04:19.857]再后来我才知道，这个老板就是传说中的:鬼影迪格。 [04:27.289]