Ironic-Alanis Morissette

[00:11.000]An old man turned ninety-eight [00:16.000]He won the lottery and died the next day [00:21.400]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay [00:30.700]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late [00:36.600]Isn't it ironic...don't you think [00:41.900]It's like rain on your wedding day [00:48.500]It's a free ride when you've already paid [00:54.500]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [01:00.500]Who would've thought...it figures [01:06.500]Mr.Play it safe was afraid to fly [01:11.100]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goos-bye [01:17.700]He waited his whole demn life to take that flight [01:23.700]And as the plane crashed down he thought [01:26.700]"Well isn't this nice..." [01:31.700]And isn't it ironic...don't you think [01:34.600]It's like rain on your wedding day [01:41.600]It's a free ride when you've already paid [01:46.600]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [01:52.600]Who would've thought...it figures [01:58.600]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [02:02.600]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right [02:09.600]And life has a funny way of helping you out when [02:14.500]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up [02:17.500]In your face [02:22.500]A traffic jam when you're already late [02:26.500]A no-smoking sigh on your cigarette break [02:32.500]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife [02:38.500]It's meeting the man of my dreams [02:41.500]And then meeting his beautiful wife [02:45.500]And isn't it ironic...don't you think [02:50.500]A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think... [02:55.500]It's like rain on your wedding day [03:01.500]It's a free ride when you've already paid [03:07.500]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [03:13.500]Who would've thought...it figures [03:23.500]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [03:30.500]Life has a funny,funny way of helping you out [03:37.500]Helping you out [03:42.500]