The Real Slim Shady-Eminenz

[00:02.41]May I have your attention please [00:04.49] [00:05.81]May I have your attention please [00:07.74] [00:08.68]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:11.31] [00:12.30]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:17.01]We're going to have a problem here [00:18.15]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:18.35]（Verse 1） [00:19.16] [00:20.48]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.18]started whoopin her ass worse than before [00:25.10]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream） [00:27.39]It's the return of the [00:28.43]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:32.37]And Dr Dre said [00:33.79]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my ba*****t （haha） [00:37.22]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.67]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:40.89]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.56]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:45.97]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.45]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.53]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:52.76]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.13]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.39]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.72]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:02.03]and expect them not to know what a womens *****oris is [01:04.44]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:05.75]by the time they hit 4th grade [01:07.72]they got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.32]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:12.25]who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:14.02]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.98]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.38]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.59]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.74]I'm Slim Shady [01:22.96]（Chorus） [01:23.55]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:24.86]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:27.25]So won't the real Slim Shady [01:28.45]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:31.86]becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:32.88]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:34.02]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36.25]So won't the real Slim shady [01:37.64]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:40.87]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:41.11]（Verse 2） [01:41.96] [01:43.32]Well I do so ***** him and ***** you too [01:45.72]You think I give a damm about a Grammy [01:47.46]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.22]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.46]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here [01:54.80]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:57.42]*****t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.32]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.45]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.05]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV [02:06.18]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe [02:08.64]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:10.78]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream） [02:13.00]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:16.15]So I've been sent here to destroy you [02:18.23]And theres a million of us just like me [02:19.96]Who cuss like me [02:20.77]Who just don't give a ***** like me [02:22.45]Who dress like me [02:23.19]Walk talk and act like me [02:24.63]It just might be the next best thing [02:26.06]But not quite me [02:27.02]（Chorus） [02:27.04]I'm Slim Shady [02:27.98]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:29.14]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:31.34]So won't the real Slim Shady [02:32.76]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:36.16]becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:37.18]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:38.29]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.82]So won't the real Slim shady [02:41.99]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:45.19]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:45.35]（Verse 3） [02:46.57]Cause I'm only giving you [02:47.71]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:50.11]The only difference is I got the ***** to say it in front of ya'll [02:52.88]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:55.24]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.77]And whether you like to admit it （rip） [02:58.29]I just *****t it better than 90% of you rappers out there [03:01.29]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums [03:03.50]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 [03:06.41]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:08.38]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking [03:10.89]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:12.92]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' [03:15.35]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings [03:17.81]Or in the parking lot circling [03:19.34]screaming I don't give a ***** [03:20.56]With his windows down and system up [03:22.07]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:24.43]and put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26.74]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:29.05]and one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:31.12]（Chorus） [03:31.29]Cuz I'm Slim Shady [03:32.29]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:33.54]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.85]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:37.09]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:40.49]becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:41.53]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:42.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:45.03]So won't the real Slim shady [03:46.27]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:49.68]I'm Slim Shady [03:50.71]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:51.91]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54.28]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:55.56]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:58.89]becuase I'm Slim Shady [04:00.06]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:01.08]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.22]So won't the real Slim shady [04:04.62]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [04:08.07] [04:09.26]The End