Pasquinade-Mike TV

[00:01.800]Started out as Pickled **** way back in '99, [00:05.800]Members came and went, and so did all the time [00:09.500]Tearing 'round the country in a red Vauxhall Nova, [00:13.500]Ruth you can't bring that joint back through Dover. [00:17.500]We've been playing music all our lives, [00:20.900]We've been on a plane to China twice, [00:25.000]Kung Pao, lambs **** and rice, [00:29.000]Tsingtao and Valium's a vice. [00:32.000]So we'll go on with the show [00:36.500]It's an all dayer in Norwich, oh no! [00:40.000]And we'll tour, sleep on your floor [00:44.400]We are the new Status Quo. [00:48.500]Next we had that fight in Morrisons on the Hogwash tour, [00:52.000]Then we had another one, on Pete's studio floor [00:56.000]Let us not forget the scrap at the pizza shop in Hull, [01:00.000]Selling out to alcohol for a fractured skull. [01:03.900]We'll be playing music 'til we're dead [01:07.800]Will Glyn set his drums up by then? [01:11.500]Staying in The Dixons' spare bed [01:15.500]Trying to get The ****ies out my head. [01:18.900]So we'll go on with the show [01:22.900]There's a lock in, in Tongeren, so let’s go! [01:26.500]And we'll tour, sleep on your floor, [01:31.000]We are the new Status Quo. [01:50.000]I'll be writing songs until I'm deaf [01:54.000]That is when I think they'll sound the best [01:58.000]Olives from a service station M&S, [02:01.900]Four Koff to Finland for excess. [02:05.200]So we'll go on with the show [02:09.900]It's an all dayer in Norwich, oh no! [02:13.000]And we'll tour, sleep on your floor, [02:17.800]We are the new Status Quo. [02:20.900]We'll go, with the show [02:24.900]There's a lock in, in Tongeren, so let’s go! [02:28.500]And we'll tour, sleep on your floor, [02:35.900]We are the new Status [02:37.500]We are the new Status [02:40.000]We are the new Status Quo.