H2ODelirious-Dan Bull

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Bull [00:00.125] 作曲 : Dan Bull [00:00.250]This is a hold-up ! [00:01.520]Ten Million [00:02.430]I've got a Double Daryl shotgun, pointed at your bottom [00:04.680]Now hand over the Diamond Play Button [00:06.520]'Cuz his facemask's stainless steel [00:08.370]It's attached to his face like a grapefruit peel [00:10.150]Dat face reveal's gonna make 'em squeal [00:11.740]But when's it gonna be ? [00:12.740]Patient, we'll need to negociate a deal [00:14.790]Then maybe we'll see about making it real [00:17.440]He's a mystical being from space [00:19.140]Even his family hasn't seen his face [00:21.000]And I know I shouldn't tell you this, he'll be fumin' [00:22.780]But he looks just like a typical human [00:24.480]And assuming you didn't figure it out already [00:26.320]HE REALLY LOVES HIS TEDDY [00:27.770]When he doesn't get a hug he becomes unsteady [00:29.910]Vomit on his sweater, mom's spaghetti [00:32.170]You're getting soaked no stopping the leak [00:33.860]Like a toddler reluctant to sleep [00:35.670]Acting as if he's got nothing to eat [00:37.470]But he's one of the top, the elite [00:39.090]I got as many views in my career [00:40.850]As Delirious has just got in a week [00:42.740]You better shuch up when I drop on the beat [00:44.430]Because even though he can't properly speak [00:46.470]He will climb greatness mountain and then grab [00:48.040]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak [00:49.980]He can play Gmod Hide and Seek [00:51.450]With Vanoss then switch up to Hide and Shriek [00:53.580]Everyday's Friday the Thirteenth, so [00:55.630]Check your sub box first thing, oh [00:57.250]He plus Gmod are peas in a pea pod [00:58.940]Try and stop him and there'll be a season of J***d [01:00.780]Fighting over who might be the supreme god [01:02.820]They've both never been seen, does it seem odd ? [01:04.420]The Delirious family knows [01:06.060]We're unlike the average joes [01:07.540]Or Mannequin hoes [01:08.470]The insanity shows [01:09.920]No wonder mom and dad are panicking loads [01:11.740]Your'e damned if you do and you're damned if you don't [01:13.540]So strap on the mask and gooooo [01:15.620]The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings [01:19.190]This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing [01:22.420]So instead of singing melodies [01:24.160]I just sort of rythmically speak [01:25.740]About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing [01:27.830]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak [01:29.970]Oh, the moon tide is tugging on my heart strings [01:33.630]This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing [01:37.050]So instead of singing melodies [01:38.720]I just sort of rythmically speak [01:40.250]About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing [01:42.240]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak [01:44.230]Why so serious, why so blue ? [01:45.920]Ain't H2O Delirious right fo' you ? [01:47.910]Why ? What lenghts could a guy go to [01:49.380]To provide your amus***nt, acquire those views [01:51.210]In Vinewood driving a Rhino through [01:53.050]Find S*ia LeBeouf and call him S*ilo Boof [01:54.980]Ahem, that was a typo, oops [01:56.830]No need to correct me you snide lil' douche [01:58.810]Everyone's a critic, the line's so true [02:00.400]When you get what creators online go through [02:02.240]"You're so useless and I'm so cool" [02:04.050]I can hit a low and a high note too [02:06.290]'Scuse me but do I know you ? [02:07.970]Telling me to die, bro, why don't you [02:09.300]SHUCH UP ! [02:09.810]You're in serious need of a [02:11.160]TOUCH UP ! [02:11.600]I don't meen make up, I mean getting [02:12.790]ROUGHED UP ! [02:13.200]SHUCH UP ! [02:13.850]If you found that offensive well then [02:15.290]You should have heard what I took out the [02:16.450]ROUGH CUT ! [02:17.320]SHUCH UP ! [02:17.930]If you don't, I've a prediction [02:18.920]SHUCH UP ! [02:19.420]You'll become a survivor victim [02:20.440]SHUCH UP ! [02:20.910]Just SHUCH UP ! SHUCH UP ! SHUCH UP ! [02:23.170]Just SHUCH UP ! SHUCH UP ! SHUCH UP ! [02:24.840]Just SHUCH UP ! [02:25.970]Or I'll introduce my foot to your buttocks [02:28.020]The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings [02:31.500]This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing [02:34.920]So instead of singing melodies [02:36.610]I just sort of rythmically speak [02:38.300]About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing [02:40.280]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak [02:42.220]Boat wrecker, **** peddlar, vogue setter [02:44.360]Go getter, joke teller, so cleve [02:45.850]Wana make a video better ? [02:47.230]No pressure [02:47.850]Lol joke the heat's overloading your processor [02:49.740]You're a flat pack hat rack, he's an oak dresser [02:51.790]Don't imitate, come up with your own method [02:53.470]Or even better, just don't ever [02:55.050]Pimpin' out the lo lo with chrome leather [02:57.040]Taking over the show at his own leisure [02:58.790]While I study flows like a professor [03:00.720]We dunno whether dinos had no feathers [03:02.810]But we do know the zero's supposed to be a letter [03:04.490]It's totally an "O" not a number [03:05.920]This is a Courgette, this is a Cucumber [03:07.660]Known as zuchini [03:08.840]Oh 'scuse me, but I'm from overseas, so sue me [03:11.600]Goody two shoes and a blue hoody [03:12.980]Bloody shoes would he choose to be you buddy ? Who ? [03:14.870]True that he's too good he needs to be studied [03:16.650]To discover the gene making movies funny [03:18.440]Ten million subs that'll see YouTube [03:20.230]Then be "Please mummy, we need food" [03:22.130]How can I say this without seeming rude ? [03:24.380]Pff, screw it, you're a ***** dude ! [03:25.950]The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings [03:29.680]This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing [03:32.790]So instead of singing melodies [03:34.580]I just sort of rythmically speak [03:36.320]About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing [03:38.360]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak [03:40.350]Lemme begin a rap that's incredibly fast [03:41.740]See me get in and then vanish quicker [03:43.120]Than the fidget spinner fad [03:43.900]MiniLadd's getting really mad, checking the minimap [03:45.660]Like the fella was in Trinidad with a myriad [03:47.590]Of chickens when he meant to be in Chiliad, silly chap [03:49.120]Will he actually get'em back and intact, or be [03:51.400]Picking up a bit of litter and sticking it in a bag [03:53.340]With a death date written on the tag [03:55.030]I know true, it's a sucky task [03:56.400]But somebody's gotta do it so go fetch the hockey mask [03:58.650]That costume's Delirious, don't copy that [04:00.590]Hitting with the impact of a shotty blast [04:02.430]He needs food to bloat up his body mass [04:04.580]And make a meal montage with a Rocky track [04:06.020]One second, he's a fully jolly chap [04:07.820]And the next he's a bloody stroppy twat [04:09.600]And if you haven't ever heard of Batc**n [04:11.280]He's a badass, crime-fighting rac**n [04:13.320]Kicking every villain's ass to this rap tune [04:14.960]'Til it make an excuse to leave, and soon [04:16.650]Delirious rhymes with : [04:17.680]Curious, Furious, Spurious and Devine Mysterious Experience [04:20.490]So get down on your knees and beg [04:21.870]With a prayer to the white circle easter egg [04:23.920]The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings [04:27.770]This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing [04:30.970]So instead of singing melodies [04:32.710]I just sort of rythmically speak [04:34.300]About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing [04:36.300]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak [04:38.500]Oh, the moon tide is tugging on my heart strings [04:42.260]This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing [04:45.690]So instead of singing melodies [04:47.190]I just sort of rythmically speak [04:48.830]About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing [04:50.880]Greatness's t**s at the top of the peak [04:52.240]