The Muckin' O' Geordie's Byre-Andy Stewart

[00:02.52]Noo whan Ah-want-ta lauchin Ah think of the scene [00:04.50]Whan aa'body roon cam ower tae clean, [00:06.46]An claarted themsel's richt up-ta the e'en [00:08.09]At the muckin o Geordie's byre. [00:10.18]Wi Robbie the Rochie an Willie the Doo, [00:12.04]The officer fell fur Jeannie McGrew; [00:13.83]And aa'body else that hud hud a capoo [00:15.44]At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre. [00:17.44]Och! siccan a sotter wis aa'body in, [00:19.27]Five mile awa ye cud hear the din; [00:21.31]Even the verra-coo hud to grin [00:22.86]At the muckin o Geordie's byre. [00:26.68]Noo the bobby cam roon tae quell the fowks doon [00:28.74]The cratur gat loast whaur the ricks hud thur foon [00:30.66]He fell in the midden, wis like tae droon [00:32.27]At the muckin o Geordie's byre. [00:34.22]The wecht o him syne sends the barrow in bits, [00:36.21]The wheel cairries oan an the officer hits; [00:38.07]Losh ye shud hiv seen hoo she did the splits [00:39.82]At the muckin o Geordie's byre. [00:41.76]Och! siccan a sotter wis aa'body in, [00:43.59]Five mile awa ye cud hear the din; [00:45.42]Even the verra-coo hud to grin [00:47.12]At the muckin o Geordie's byre. [00:51.10]Oh the whisky gaed roon, [00:53.52]Tammy's fleein the doo [00:55.82]An aye as they drank, the mair they gat fou [00:59.97]The only yins sober, the calf an the coo [01:03.60]At the muckin o Geordie's byre. [01:06.35]Tammy roars oot, "Ring the bell fur mair" [01:09.15]Syne he tuggit the coo's tail, an pult oot a hair; [01:13.16]She kickit oot he gaed up in the air [01:15.08]At the muckin o Geordie's byre. [01:17.15]Och! siccan a sotter wis aa'body in, [01:19.01]Five mile awa ye cud hear the din; [01:20.92]Even the verra-coo hud to grin [01:22.54]At the muckin o Geordie's byre. [01:26.74]Oo-oh such a stanache was there to see [01:30.11]Five miles away you could hear the melee [01:34.18]Even the domesticated animals were consumed with glee [01:38.16]At the cleansing of Georges cow shed [01:42.03]Och! siccan a sotter wis aa'body in, [01:45.31]Five mile awa ye cud hear the din; [01:47.46]Even the verra-coo hud to grin [01:49.61]At the muckin o Geordie's byre. [01:53.18]