Real ****-Sophia Black/KYLE

[00:03.91]Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah [00:11.91]When you're dancing with someone and you think it's lit
当你与某人共舞并觉得很赞 [00:14.96]But when the lights turn on and they look like piss
灯亮起却发现对方长得很残 [00:18.11]That's some real ******t
那是有够惨 [00:23.98]When you're too ****** up and you're at the club
当你状态很差又身处俱乐部 [00:27.39]But then your friend rolls through with another damn shot
接着你朋友登场又要喝一杯 [00:30.63]That's some real ******t
那是有够惨 [00:36.54]Sometimes, oh some real ******t
有时候，噢是真的惨 [00:42.59]Life's a real ******, mhm
生活有够烂，嗯哼 [00:48.24]But I'm okay, I'm still happy
但我还好，我依然快乐 [00:55.08]I won't quit
我不会退缩的 [00:57.46]That's some real ******t
那是货真价实 [01:01.38]When he says he'll call back so you made no plans
当他说会再打来于是你没做计划 [01:04.82]Now its 3am cause he never called back
结果已经凌晨三点他都没回电话 [01:08.04]Thats some real ******t. Thats some real ******t
那是有够惨 那过于真实 [01:14.11]When you say you're too grown for that drama mess
当你说自己成熟了不会再演闹剧 [01:17.33]But when it really comes down you're still into it
它真的落幕时你却依然沉浸其中 [01:20.58]Thats some real ******t. Thats some
那是有够惨 真的 [01:25.66]Oh most times, on some real ******t
噢，多数时候，完全真实 [01:32.59]Life's a real ******, oh yeah
生活有够屎，是的了 [01:38.83]But I'm okay, I'm still happy
但我还好，我依然快乐 [01:45.01]I won't quit
我不会退缩的 [01:47.81]'Cause that's that real ******t
因为那才是货真价实 [01:51.43]Oh, when you think you're the ******t and act like the ******t
噢，当你觉得自己烂（赞）还举止像个混蛋（装作有够赞） [01:54.68]But when it comes to ******t, you know you really ain't ******t
可真要说到烂（赞），你清楚自己才不烂（赞） [01:57.92]That's that real ******t, that's that real ******t, that's that real ******t
那才是真实，完全真实，货真价实 [02:02.33]I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
我懂，我懂，我懂，我懂，我说 [02:04.04]Oh, when you think you're the ******t and act like the ******t
噢，当你觉得自己烂（赞）还举止像个混蛋（装作有够赞） [02:07.13]But when it comes to ******t, you know you really ain't ******t
可真要说到烂（赞），你清楚自己才不烂（赞） [02:10.34]That's that real ******t, that's that real ******t, that's that
那才是真实，完全真实，货真价实 [02:13.91]I gotta, ******
我得，骂一句 [02:15.41]This that real ******t
这是那真事 [02:16.52]So you know when you're out with your chick
大概就是你和你的妞出门去 [02:18.64]And you gotta spend a grip
然后你必须要大花一笔 [02:19.84]Because her mind is set on steak and shrimp
因为她一心想着牛排和虾子 [02:21.79]But your bank accounts on chicken strips
但你的银行账户根本经不起 [02:23.24]And she don't give a ******t?
而她完全不在意？ [02:24.50]Then you gotta buy her movie ticks
接着你还得给她买电影票子 [02:26.42]And you try to lean in for a kiss
你想要靠近亲她一下子 [02:28.01]And she says 'I'm not in the mood'
而她说“我没心情” [02:29.52]And then you say 'hmm'
于是你说“嗯”（背景飘过一句低声的What the 卧了个槽） [02:32.63]And she says 'what?'
她就说“什么？” [02:33.40]'You know what? Nothing, ******'
知道吗？算了，靠 [02:35.11]And the movies weak so you go to sleep
那电影很烂于是你睡着 [02:36.59]And then you start to have this dream
接着你就开始做梦了 [02:38.09]That your forgot to lock your screen
梦到手机忘记锁屏了 [02:39.68]And now she's going through your texts
而她现在要看你信息 [02:41.17]So you wake up like Mr Crabs
你像蟹老板那样醒来（海绵宝宝里的蟹老板，这里的梗是指那个他看到周围世界在旋转感到困惑的表情包） [02:42.71]And she's all like 'Who's Stephanie?'
她开始问“Stephanie是哪位？” [02:44.37]'Um, you mean my cousin? Geez yeah, since 1993'
嗯，你说我亲戚啊？天啊是啦，1993年就认识嘞 [02:47.44]You don't work for TMZ
你又不是TMZ一份子（TMZ是美国一个八卦新闻网站） [02:48.89]There's nothing here behind the scene
这里可没有什么幕后花絮 [02:50.51]You're not homies with Scoobie Doo
你又不是史酷比的好兄弟（美国动画《史酷比》主角，动画主要内容是主角们旅行各地途中遇见并解决神秘事件） [02:51.99]This is not a mystery
这也不是一个谜 [02:53.59]You can check my history
你可以看我的历史痕迹 [02:55.07]I've only been to Pornhub once
我也就登过Pornhub一次（一个影片网站） [02:56.66]And went to church the morning of
然后教堂也在早上去 [02:58.38]Yes, I know, I sorta suck but I've never been more in love
对，我知道，我有点糟但我从未如此深爱过 [03:01.53]I just wanna get more in touch
我只是想多多联系咯 [03:03.04]Then she gets a call from Gabby (hey girl)
接着她接到Gabby的电话（嘿姐妹） [03:04.61]Her attitude was extra crappy
她的态度真是超级糟糕 [03:06.67]Now she's hella happy
这下可真是妙 [03:07.94]And you just sitting there like damn what the ****** just happened?
而你就坐在那儿想 靠 这都什么事啊？ [03:11.13]So you call up nasa
于是你致电NASA（美国宇航局） [03:12.49]And even they don't got the answers
就连他们也无法解答 [03:14.59]That's that real ******t
那才完全真实 [03:15.78]Oh, when you think you're the ******t and act like the ******t
噢，当你觉得自己烂（赞）还举止像个混蛋（装作有够赞） [03:18.84]But when it comes to ******t, you know you really ain't ******t
可真要说到烂（赞），你清楚自己才不烂（赞） [03:21.96]That's that real ******t, that's that real ******t, that's that real ******t
那才是真实，完全真实，货真价实 [03:26.33]I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
我懂，我懂，我懂，我懂，我说 [03:28.15]Oh, when you think you're the ******t and act like the ******t
噢，当你觉得自己烂（赞）还举止像个混蛋（装作有够赞） [03:31.18]But when it comes to ******t, you know you really ain't ******t
可真要说到烂（赞），你清楚自己才不烂（赞） [03:34.52]That's that real ******t, that's that real ******t, that's that real ******t
那才是真实，完全真实，货真价实 [03:39.33]Yeah yeah, guess what
对对，你猜怎么着 [03:43.60]That's that real ******t
那是有够惨 [03:45.12]That's that real ******t, real ******t, you know (real ******t)
那才完全真实，货真价实，懂吗（真实）