The Great Medical Menagerist-Harmonica Frank

[00:09.234]Ladies and gentlemens [00:10.462]Caught by dodgers little rabbit twisters [00:14.772]Step right around closely [00:19.683]Tell you all about [00:22.034]A wonderful medicine show I used to work with [00:26.292]Here this afternoon [00:28.695]Also, we have Dr. Donacre here with us [00:33.293]The great medical menagerist of the world [00:42.984]We have a wonderful soap here this afternoon [00:46.642]We had one here before [00:49.019]A gentlemen bought a bar of it and took a bath in it [00:53.799]Found two suits of underwear he didn't even know he had [00:59.389]Yes sir [01:00.695]Brings the dirt some lather [01:11.824]Ladies, here's a wonderful tonic to give to your husbands [01:15.794]Makes him tell everything that he ever has done [01:20.157]Not only that, but everything he intends to do [01:26.113]We also have a wonderful hat tonic here on the market this afternoon [01:31.677]Guaranteed to grow a hair on a doorknob in 30 minutes [01:37.397]Here's a letter from a gentleman up in Ohio [01:39.931]It reads "dear sir, after drinkin' two bottles of your hat tonic [01:46.723]My hair is coming out very nicely. The time I drink two more [01:52.731]I think it'll all be out" [01:59.811]Well I quit that job [02:02.606]I got a job in a grocery store, yes sir [02:06.315]Feller comes in says, what's your butter today [02:09.032]I said my butter today is butter [02:10.965]He said [02:11.435]I'm proud of that [02:12.558]What I got here yesterday was axle grease [02:17.469]Another feller comes in says [02:18.775]What's your prunes today [02:20.186]I said my prunes today is raisins [02:22.119]With inflammatory rheumatism [02:26.142]Well this young lady comes in says [02:28.963]Let me see your socks [02:31.393]I said, you'll have to excuse me miss [02:33.587]It's too hot, I don't wear any [02:36.460]Well the boss he got mad and fired me [02:39.203]Went across the street and got me a job at the butcher shop yes sir [02:43.383]Feller come in says [02:44.506]What's your liver today [02:45.864]I said my liver today is ever so much [02:47.458]Said I know but how much [02:48.738]All ten cents a yard [02:50.044]How much do you have [02:52.813]Worst part of all was an old maid came in [02:55.242]She says [02:56.313]Mrs. Brown says you have pig's feet [02:59.605]I said [02:59.971]You go tell Mrs. Brown she just told a Popeye lie [03:03.497]I got's human feet just like anybody else