Anything Goes-Cole Porter

[00:11.99]Times have changed [00:15.04]And we've often rewound the clock [00:18.22]Since the Puritans got a shock [00:21.27]When they landed on Plymouth Rock. [00:23.94]If today [00:27.53]Any shock they should try to stem [00:30.63]'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock, [00:33.16]Plymouth Rock would land on them. [00:36.41]In olden days, a glimpse of stocking [00:39.16]Was looked on as something shocking. [00:42.13]But now, God knows, Anything goes. [00:48.20]Good authors too who once knew better words [00:51.68]Now only use four-letter words [00:53.81]Writing prose. [00:56.57]Anything goes. [00:59.59]If driving fast cars you like, [01:01.64]If low bars you like, [01:03.18]If old hymns you like, [01:04.80]If bare limbs you like, [01:06.19]If Mae West you like, [01:07.81]Or me undressed you like, [01:09.26]Why, nobody will oppose. [01:12.43]When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in- [01:15.76]Truding in nudist parties in [01:18.02]Studios. [01:21.04]Anything goes. [01:24.52]When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her) [01:27.93]Can get Russian reds to "yes" her, [01:30.06]Then I suppose [01:33.32]Anything goes. [01:36.89]When Rockefeller still can hoard enough money to let Max Gordon [01:42.38]Produce his shows, [01:45.42]Anything goes. [01:48.14]The world has gone mad today [01:50.15]And good's bad today, [01:51.68]And black's white today, [01:53.18]And day's night today, [01:54.73]And that gent today [01:56.18]You gave a cent today [01:57.75]Once had several chateaux. [02:01.20]When folks who still can ride in jitneys [02:04.18]Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys [02:06.28]Lack baby clo'es, [02:09.29]Anything goes. [02:12.90]If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction [02:15.88]Instruct Anna Sten in diction, [02:18.21]Then Anna shows [02:21.39]Anything goes. [02:24.89]When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up [02:27.91]Now turns a handspring landing up- [02:30.43]On her toes, [02:33.40]Anything goes. [02:36.37]Just think of those shocks you've got [02:38.08]And those knocks you've got [02:39.66]And those blues you've got [02:41.17]From that news you've got [02:42.63]And those pains you've got(If any brains you've got) [02:45.70]From those little radios. [02:48.52]So Missus R., with all her trimmin's, [02:51.86]Can broadcast a bed from Simmons [02:54.06]'Cause Franklin knows [02:57.22]Anything goes.