Jumbo Jet

[00:00.000] 作词 : Spike Milligan [00:01.12]I saw a little elephant standing in my garden, [00:04.34]I said 'You don't belong in here', he said 'I beg you pardon?', [00:09.00]I said 'This place is England, what are you doing here?', [00:12.57]He said 'Ah, then I must be lost' and then 'Oh dear, oh dear'. [00:17.58]'I should be back in Africa, on Saranghetti's Plain', [00:21.56]'Pray, where is the nearest station where I can catch a train?'. [00:25.87]He caught the bus to Finchley and then to Mincing lane, [00:29.00]And over the Embankment, where he got lost, again. [00:33.00]The police they put him in a cell, but it was far too small, [00:37.00]So they tied him to a lampost and he slept against the wall. [00:41.00]But as the policemen lay sleeping by the twinkling light of dawn, [00:44.00]The lampost and the wall were there, but the elephant was gone! [00:49.76]So if you see an elephant, in a Jumbo Jet, [00:52.67]You can be sure that Africa's the place he's trying to get!