Gee, Officer Krupke-Eddie Roll/David Winters/Grover Dale/Hank Brunjes

[00:04.62][ACTION] [00:07.82]Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke [00:10.84]You gotta understand [00:12.49]It's just our bringin' up-ke [00:14.19]That gets us out of hand [00:15.85]Our mothers all are junkies [00:17.55]Our fathers all are drunks [00:19.28]Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks! [00:21.10][ACTION AND JETS] [00:22.41]Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset; [00:26.02]We never had the love that every child oughta get [00:29.60]We ain't no delinquents [00:31.26]We're misunderstood [00:33.29]Deep down inside us there is good! [00:34.89][ACTION] [00:35.16]There is good! [00:36.12][ALL] [00:36.38]There is good, there is good [00:37.98]There is untapped good! [00:39.70]Like inside, the worst of us is good! [00:42.79][SNOWBOY, spoken] [00:48.52]That's a touchin' good story [00:50.12][ACTION, spoken] [00:50.78]Lemme tell it to the world! [00:52.69][SNOWBOY, spoken] [00:53.21]Just tell it to the judge [00:56.35][ACTION] [01:00.13]Dear kindly Judge, your Honor [01:02.44]My parents treat me rough [01:04.15]With all their m*******a [01:05.84]They won't give me a puff [01:07.53]They didn't wanna have me [01:09.21]But somehow I was had [01:10.83]Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad! [01:13.41][DIESEL (As Judge)] [01:13.97]Right! [01:14.67]Officer Krupke, you're really a s****e; [01:17.63]This boy don't need a judge, he needs an a**lyst's care! [01:21.14]It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed [01:24.70]He's psychologically disturbed! [01:26.67][ACTION] [01:26.97]I'm disturbed! [01:27.68][JETS] [01:28.09]We're disturbed, we're disturbed [01:29.51]We're the most disturbed [01:31.22]Like we're psychologically disturbed [01:38.87][DIESEL (as Judge), spoken] [01:39.76]Hear ye, hear ye! In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home [01:45.41][ACTION, spoken] [01:45.75]Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived [01:47.71][DIESEL, spoken] [01:48.85]So take him to a headshrinker [01:53.17][ACTION] [01:55.90]My father is a bastard [01:58.22]My ma's an S.O.B [02:00.03]My grandpa's always plastered [02:01.63]My grandma pushes tea [02:03.31]My sister wears a mustache [02:04.97]My brother wears a dress [02:06.76]Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess! [02:09.65][A-RAB: (as Psychiatrist)] [02:09.97]Yes! [02:10.86]Officer Krupke, you're really a slob [02:13.55]This boy don't need a doctor, just a good hofest job [02:16.71]Society's played him a terrible trick [02:20.45]And sociologically he's sick! [02:22.30][ACTION] [02:22.59]I am sick! [02:23.39][ALL] [02:23.68]We are sick, we are sick [02:25.19]We are sick, sick, sick [02:26.98]Like we're sociologically sick! [02:33.21][A-RAB, spoken] [02:36.79]In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease! [02:42.27][ACTION, spoken] [02:42.65]Hey, I got a social disease! [02:43.93][A-RAB, spoken] [02:44.92]So take him to a social worker! [02:48.13][ACTION] [02:52.23]Dear kindly social worker [02:54.79]They say go earn some dough [02:56.48]Like be a soda jerker [02:58.13]Which means like be a schmo [02:59.78]It's not I'm anti-social [03:01.45]I'm only anti-work [03:03.16]Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk! [03:05.92][BABY JOHN (as Female Social Worker)] [03:06.29]Eek! [03:07.11]Officer Krupke, you've done it again [03:10.06]This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen [03:13.48]It ain't just a question of misunderstood; [03:16.74]Deep down inside him, he's no good! [03:18.93][ACTION] [03:19.15]I'm no good! [03:19.91][ALL] [03:20.12]We're no good, we're no good! [03:21.71]We're no earthly good [03:23.46]Like the best of us is no damn good! [03:29.10][DIESEL (as Judge)] [03:29.38]The trouble is he's lazy [03:30.14][A-RAB (as Psychiatrist)] [03:30.95]The trouble is he drinks [03:31.56][BABY JOHN (as Female Social Worker)] [03:31.84]The trouble is he's crazy [03:32.90][DIESEL] [03:33.15]The trouble is he stinks [03:34.34][A-RAB] [03:34.59]The trouble is he's growing [03:36.11][BABY JOHN] [03:36.35]The trouble is he's grown [03:37.77][ALL] [03:38.30]Krupke, we got troubles of our own! [03:41.57]Gee, Officer Krupke [03:44.01]We're down on our knees [03:46.08]'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease [03:49.57]Gee, Officer Krupke [03:51.59]What are we to do? [03:55.15]Gee, Officer Krupke [03:57.55]Krup you!