The Real Slim Shady-Deja vu

[00:03.79]May I have your attention please [00:06.72]May I have your attention please [00:09.70]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:12.08]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:16.29]We're gonna have a problem here [00:19.17]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before [00:21.39]Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door [00:24.07]And started whooping her ass worse than before [00:26.08]They first were divorced throwing her over furniture (Ah!) [00:28.45]It's the return of the "Ah wait no way you're kidding [00:31.29]He didn't just say what I think he did did he" [00:33.43]And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots! [00:35.95]Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my bas***nt! (Ha-ha!) [00:38.07]Feminist women love Eminem [00:40.12]"Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:42.35]Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what [00:44.37]Flipping the you-know-who" "Yeah but he's so cute though!" [00:46.89]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:49.18]But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms [00:51.65]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can't [00:53.97]But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:56.17]"My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips" [00:58.34]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [01:00.70]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:03.00]And expect them not to know what a woman's c******s is [01:05.41]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:07.49]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:08.89]They got the Discovery Channel don't they [01:10.38]"We ain't nothing but mammals" Well some of us cannibals [01:13.12]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:15.01]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:17.10]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:19.36]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:21.58]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes [01:23.92]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [01:26.23]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:28.26]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:30.73]Please stand up please stand up [01:33.02]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [01:35.27]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:37.52]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:40.01]Please stand up please stand up [01:42.21]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records; [01:44.50]Well I do so F*ck him and F*ck you too! [01:46.84]You think I give a damn about a Grammy [01:48.86]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:51.66]"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?" [01:53.72]Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here [01:56.08]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:58.27]Yo S**t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [02:00.61]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:02.93]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:05.17]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV [02:07.39]"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee-hee!" [02:09.97]I should download her audio on MP3 [02:12.08]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [02:14.60]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:16.93]So I have been sent here to destroy you [02:19.21]And there's a million of us just like me [02:21.47]Who cuss like me; who just don't give a F*ck like me [02:23.58]Who dress like me; walk talk and act like me [02:25.76]It just might be the next best thing but not quite me! [02:28.37]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [02:30.70]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:32.91]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:35.36]Please stand up please stand up [02:37.60]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [02:39.83]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:42.05]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:44.47]Please stand up please stand up [02:46.81]I'm like a head trip to listen to cause I'm only giving you [02:49.22]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:51.49]The only difference is I got the b***s to say it [02:53.68]In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all [02:56.06]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:58.18]And whether you like to admit it I just s**t it [03:00.67]Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can [03:02.91]Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums [03:05.30]It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty [03:07.51]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:09.86]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens [03:12.17]And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working [03:14.45]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking [03:16.71]He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings [03:19.05]Or in the parking lot circling [03:21.24]Screaming "I don't give a F*ck!" [03:22.82]With his windows down and his system up [03:23.98]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:26.03]And put one of those fingers on each hand up [03:28.25]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:30.60]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:32.80]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [03:35.24]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:37.53]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:39.89]Please stand up please stand up [03:42.18]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [03:44.48]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:46.73]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:49.13]Please stand up please stand up [03:51.44]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [03:53.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:55.91]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:58.41]Please stand up please stand up [04:00.72]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [04:02.91]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:05.21]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [04:07.56]Please stand up please stand up [04:11.36]Ha ha [04:12.58]Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us [04:14.76]F*ck it let's all stand up