Popcorn Sack-Spike Jones

[00:09.151] Don't take me out to the movies, [00:13.587] I'd rather stay home and relax [00:18.044] I'll tell you the problem with movies [00:22.014] It's too darn many pop corn sacks [00:31.452] (Ah, Amy, Let me take off my shoes and run barefoot through your hair.) [00:37.971] (Oh, but Charles, I always thought you wante.. (crackle crackle)) [00:42.982] The big main feature lights the screen [00:45.283] The hero beats the villains back [00:47.476] Then comes the climax of the scene [00:49.534] Rattle, rattle, rattle pop corn sack [00:51.942] The mystery picture's in a mess [00:54.328] The cops admit the case looks black [00:56.732] Just when the crook starts to confess [00:58.674] Rattle, rattle, rattle pop corn sack [01:01.014] They've brought back silent pictures [01:03.662] and that's no gag [01:05.997] The loudest sound department [01:08.523] Is in the bag [01:10.453] On comes a girl in tight sarong [01:12.673] Cut so in front and low in back [01:14.960] She takes a deep breath for a song [01:17.219] Rattle, rattle, rattle pop corn sack [01:19.820] (Musical Interlude) [01:56.603] That Eddie Robinson is tough [01:58.668] But when he tries to do his stuff [02:01.179] "I'm gonna drill ya, see, and y'know why, Jack? [02:04.401] Now I'll slug that mug with the pop corn sack" [02:06.950] When Katharine Hepburn speaks her part [02:09.463] And gives out high dramatic art [02:11.664] "Oh, the callalilies will soon be back [02:14.512] On the chest of that pest with the pop corn sack" [02:17.868] That salt and butter rattler [02:20.337] Soon drives you nuts [02:21.863] You must eliminate him [02:24.943] No ifs or buts [02:27.202] It doesn't mean a doggone thing [02:29.430] When Mr. Jolson starts to sing [02:42.272] The noise comes from the guy behind [02:44.233] You turn and shoot (bang) falls down smack [02:46.639] You think now you'll have peace of mind [02:48.830] (Timber!) goes another pop corn sack