Burlington Bertie from Bow-Julie Andrews

[00:15.03]I'm Bert, p'raps you've heard of me [00:16.40]Bert, you've had word of me, [00:19.68]Jogging along, hearty and strong [00:22.25]Living on plates of fresh air [00:25.59]I dress up in fashion [00:29.84]And when I am feeling depressed [00:32.59]I shave from my cuff all the whiskers and fluff [00:36.25]Stick my hat on and toddle up West [00:42.55]]I'm Burlington Bertie, I rise at ten thirty [00:49.07]And saunter along like a toff [00:50.01]I walk down the Strand with my gloves on my hand [00:53.48]Then I walk down again with them off [00:57.04]I'm all airs and graces, correct easy paces [01:00.33]Without food so long I've forgot where my face is [01:05.41]I'm Bert, Bert, I haven't a shirt [01:09.45]But my people are well off you know. [01:12.71]Nearly everyone knows me from Smith to Lord Rosebr'y, [01:16.71]I'm Burlington Bertie from Bow. [01:28.69]I smile condescendingly [01:30.49]While they're extending me [01:33.40]Cheer upon cheer when I appear [01:36.62]Captain with my polo team [01:39.66]So strict are my people [01:43.42]They're William the Conqueror's strain [01:46.79]If they ever knew I'd been talking to you [01:50.62]Why they'd never look at me again [01:56.39]I'm Burlington Bertie, I rise at ten thirty [02:01.72]And saunter along Temple Bar [02:05.20]As round there I skip [02:06.86]I keep shouting 'Pip Pip!' [02:08.44]And the darn'd fools think I'm in my car [02:12.22]At Rothchilds I swank it [02:14.19]My body I plank it [02:15.88]On his front door step with 'The Mail' for a blanket [02:19.17]I'm Bert, Bert, and Rothchild was hurt [02:22.59]He said ' You can't sleep there' I said 'Oh' [02:26.07]He said 'I'm Rothchild sonny!' I said 'That's damn'd funny, [02:29.70]I'm Burlington Bertie from Bow' [02:39.54]Now a Buckingham Palace I view. [02:42.30]I stand in the yard while they're changing the guard [02:45.81]And the queen shouts across "Toodle oo"! [02:49.49]The Prince of Wales' brother along with some other [02:52.92]Slaps me on the back and says "Come and see Mother" [02:56.85] I'm Bert, Bert, and Royalty's hurt, [03:01.00]When they ask me to dine I say no. [03:03.76]I've just had a banana with Lady Diana [03:07.99]I'm Burlington Bertie from Bow.