Just A Friend (Re-Recorded / Remastered)-Biz Markie

[00:13.73]The way that i met her was on tour at a concert [00:16.69]She had long hair and a short miniskirt [00:19.60]I just got onstage drippin' pourin' with sweat [00:22.29]I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who i met [00:25.13]I whispered in her ear [00:26.41]Picture "come boothto the [00:27.86]So i questions can ask to you some see if [00:30.01]You are a hundred proof" [00:31.05]I asked said her her blah-blah-blahname she [00:33.62]She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra [00:36.46]I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused [00:38.95]I said "how do you like the show " [00:40.70]She said "i was very amused" [00:41.71]I started throwin'bass she started throwin'back mid-range [00:44.23]But when i sprung the question she acted kind of strange [00:47.45]Then when i asked "do ya have a man "she tried to pretend [00:50.84]She said "no i don't i only have a friend" [00:55.02]Come on i'm not even goin' for it [00:58.03]This is what i'm goin' sing [00:59.85]You [01:00.11]You got what i need [01:04.30]But you say he's just a friend [01:06.98]And you say he's just a friend [01:09.08]Oh baby You [01:11.83]You got what i need [01:15.42]But you say he's just a friend [01:18.24]But you say he's just a friend [01:20.41]Oh baby You [01:23.51]You got what i need [01:26.47]But you say he's just a friend [01:28.94]But you say he's just a friend [01:31.74]So i took blah-blah's word for it at this time [01:35.23]I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime [01:38.25]'Cause i have friends and that's a fact [01:40.92]Like agnes agatha germaine and jacq [01:43.97]Forget about that let's go into the story [01:46.52]About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me [01:49.33]So we started talkin' getin' familiar [01:52.07]Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up [01:55.08]A relationship undderstandingor some [01:58.25]How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin' [02:00.86]Everything sounded so dandy and sweet [02:03.27]I had no idea i was in for a treat [02:06.31]After this was established everything was cool [02:09.03]The tour was over and she went back to school [02:11.94]I called every day to see how she was doin' [02:14.81]Everytime that i ccalled somethin'was her brewin'it seemed [02:18.10]I called her on my dime picked up and then i called again [02:20.81]I said "yo who was that " [02:22.31]"oh he's just a friend" [02:23.94]Don't gimme that [02:25.03]Don't ever gimme that [02:26.35]Jus' bust this [02:29.23]You [02:30.68]You got what i need [02:34.16]But you say he's just a friend [02:36.84]And you say he's just a friend [02:38.91]Oh baby You [02:41.90]Got what i need [02:45.14]But you say he's just a friend [02:48.14]But you say he's just a friend [02:50.35]Oh baby You [02:53.50]Got what i need [02:56.51]But you say he's just a friend [02:59.15]But you say he's just a friend [03:02.77]So i came to her college on a surprise visit [03:05.27]To see my girl that was so exquisite [03:08.23]It was a school day i knew she was there [03:11.14]The first semester of the school year [03:13.87]I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm [03:16.67]This guy made me fill out a visitor's form [03:19.32]He told me where it was and i as on my way [03:22.32]To see my baby doll i was happy to say [03:25.04]I arrrived in front of the dormitory [03:27.70]Yo could you tell me where is door three [03:30.68]They showed me where it was for the moment [03:33.49]I didn't know i was in for such an event [03:36.32]So i came to her room and opened the door [03:39.09]Oh snap guess what i saw [03:41.91]A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth [03:44.58]I was so in shock my heart went down south [03:47.57]So please listen to the message that i say [03:50.22]Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend