The Neden Game-Insane Clown Posse

The Neden Game"Let's meet contestant number oneHe's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clownWho says, "woman love his sexy smile"Let's find out if his charm will work on SharonSharon, what's your question?""Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last foreverSo let's say you were to come over to my parent's houseAnd have dinner with me and my familyTell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick"[Violent J]Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about itI might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt itI'd probably just show up naked like I always doAnd lick your momma in the eye and tell her, "**** YOU!!!"Hurry up *****, I'm hungry, I smell spaghettiI'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissedI'd have to walk up and bust him in his ****ing lips!It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your motherI pull a forty out and pour some for your little brotherI'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you thisYou know for only 13, she got some big titsAfter that, your dad will try to jump againAnd only this time, I'd put the forty to his chinAfter you mom does the dishes and the silverwareI'd dry-**** her till I nut in my underwear"Now, let's me contestant number twoHe's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freakWho works for the Dark CarnivalHe says women call him stretch nutsSharon, let's hear your question""I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotionsA man who expresses himself in his own special wayNumber two, if you fell in love with meExactly how would you let me know?"[Shaggy 2 Dope]First thing, I could never love youYou sound like a richie-*****, yo, **** YOU!!!But if I did, I'd probably show you that I careBy taking all these other mother****ers outta hereI'd go through your phone book and whack em allAnd find contestant number one and break his ****ing jaw (what?!)Anyone who looked at you, would have to payI'd be blowing ****ing nuggets off all dayI'd grab your ******* and stretch em down past your waistLet em go, and watch em both spring up in your faceI'd sing love songs to you, the best I canGet you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!When we go to the beach and walk through the sandI throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playinAs you spit it all out, I'd rub your backAnd grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!"Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensativity, SharonIt's a touch choice so farSharon, let's have your last question andSee which one is going to win the rights to your neden""Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at thesame time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what wouldyour pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!"[Violent J]Okay, first I'd slide up to the barAnd tell you that I can't believe how ****ing fat you areI'd tell that I like the way you make your ******* shakeAnd if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake![Shaggy 2 Dope]**** that, you'd be jocking me quickI'd order you a drink and stir it with my ****And then to get your attention in the crowded placeI'd simply walk up and stick my **** in your face[Violent J]Yeah, freak with your ****, yo, that'll get herTell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even betterLook, **** you, I got a strong rapShit, you don't want contestant number twoHe's mad-whack[Violent J]I walk into a bar and there he wasStanding up on a bucket, eww, trying to **** itIt was a big ****ing smelly, ass farm llamaDamn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!