Cocktail for Two-Spike Jones

[00:17.62]Oh what delight to be given the right [00:20.17]To be carefree and gay once again [00:25.90]No longer slinking, respectfully drinking [00:28.85]Like civilized ladies and men [00:35.62]No longer need we miss [00:41.65]A charming scene like this... [00:49.95]In some secluded rendezvous (whoopee, whistle, bang) [00:54.69]That overlooks the avenue (horn noises) [00:57.82]With someone sharing a delightful chat (yickety yickety) [01:00.93]Of this and that with cocktails for two (clink clink) [01:04.13]As we enjoy a cigarette (wheezing cough) [01:07.35]To some exquisite chansonette (fiddle sound) [01:10.65]Two hands are sure to slyly meet beneath [01:13.24]The serviette with cocktails for two (clink clink) [01:17.21]My head may go reeling (slide whistle) [01:20.61]But my heart will be obedient (heartbeat sound) [01:23.81]With intoxicating kisses [01:25.80]For the principal ingredient (pop fizz laugh) [01:30.04]Most any afternoon at five (ting ting ting ting) [01:33.21]We'll be so glad we're both alive (ahhhhh) [01:36.52]Then maybe fortune will complete the plan [01:39.31]That all began with cocktails for two (clink) [01:42.62](musical interlude with hiccups & other strange noises) [02:22.25]Most any afternoon at five (Sunday to Monday at five) [02:28.65]We'll be so glad we're both alive (we'll be so glad we're alive) [02:35.10]Then maybe fortune will complete her plan (oooh-we-ooh) [02:40.70]That all began with cocktails for two (hic) two (hic) two-we-ooh (hic)