Sir Galahad-Wodehouse/Ray Tudor/Dorothy Greener/Angelo Mango/Kern

[00:00.00][Verse] [00:04.85]The days of chivalry are dead [00:07.02]of which in stories we have read, [00:09.44]When knights were bold [00:10.59]and acted kind o' scrappy: [00:13.40]When guys would take a lot of pains, [00:15.65]And fight all day to please the Janes; [00:18.43]And if their dame was tickled, [00:20.20]they was happy. [00:22.87]But now the men are mild and meek, [00:25.41]they seem to have a yellow streak; [00:27.92]They never wait for other gents, [00:30.15]to flatten 'em, [00:32.27]They think they've done [00:33.68]a darned fine thing, [00:35.15]if they just buy the girl a ring [00:37.85]of imitation diamonds and platinum. [00:42.02][Burthen] [00:43.84]It makes me sort of sad [00:45.73]to read about Sir Galahad, [00:48.22]And all of knights in that romantic days: [00:52.09]To amuse a girl and charm her, [00:54.41]They would get into their armor, [00:56.58]And they'd jump into the fray. [01:00.65]They called her lady love, [01:02.73]They used to wear her little glove, [01:05.26]And ev'rything that she said went: [01:09.36]For them was the days [01:11.32]when a lady was a lady [01:13.63]and a gent was a perfect gent. [01:20.75][Verse] [01:24.87]At night when they sat down to dine, [01:26.83]Sir Claude would say: That girl of mine [01:29.50]Makes ev'ry woman jealous [01:31.47]when she sees her: [01:33.79]Then someone else would yell "Behave! [01:35.95]Thou malapert and scurvy knave! [01:38.41]Or I will smite thee one upon the beezer! [01:42.92]And then one morning, if you please, [01:45.54]they'd dress in iron B. V. D's, And [01:48.82]mount a pair of chargers highly mettled [01:52.78]But when Sir Claude so fair and young, [01:55.41]got punctured in the leg or lung, [01:58.19]They looked upon the argument as settled. [02:02.54][Burthen] [02:04.63]It makes me sort of sad [02:06.84]to read about Sir Galahad, [02:09.09]And all of knights in that romantic days: [02:12.96]To amuse a girl and charm her, [02:15.36]They would get into their armor, [02:17.35]And jump into the fray. [02:21.55]They called her lady love, [02:23.62]They used to wear her little glove, [02:25.90]And ev'rything that she said went: [02:29.58]For them was the days [02:32.19]when a lady was a lady [02:34.48]and a gent was a perfect gent. [02:38.38] [03:03.94]For them was the days [03:06.59]when a lady was a lady [03:08.72]and a gent was a perfect gent; [03:13.03]a gent was a perfect gent [03:17.62]a gent was a perfect gent.